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ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT, all boys and gerls welcome

 
 
George
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Dec, 2010 09:50 am
@Ionus,
Hell, yeah.
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laughoutlood
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Dec, 2010 09:54 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT


more whirled peas sir
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 04:19 pm
@laughoutlood,
Quote:
more whirled peas sir
Heresa nice Cuisinart to make em in little boy. Just dont be sticking your fingers in this when its running
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 09:48 am
The Santa Clause
When I was a child
I believed in Santa Claus
When I got older
I didn’t believe in Santa Claus
When I became a parent
I was Santa Claus
Now I have grandchildren
I look like Santa Claus
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 10:40 am
Okay, I'll ask Santa for wood flooring in my house. Nice thick planks of pine
wood, please - and while you're at it, don't send those unskilled workers who
got here the last time...
farmerman
 
  2  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 10:57 am
@eurocelticyankee,
Now thats really good there yankee. Heres two tickets to see "Riverdance". Will ya please recall them home? THey are appearing all over the US and people are getting ill.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 10:58 am
@CalamityJane,
Heres a nice grove of potential red oaks. They are called acorns and ya plant em and, quicker than you can say Blippidy bloppidy Bloo, OAK FLOORS!!.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 01:37 pm
@farmerman,
Just cause you cant keep up with them. Laughing
It's been decades since you raised a foot above knee height.
WELL that all STOPS now SANTA, I'm sending this girl to you, to teach you a few moves. She should be arriving shortly BUT remember I want her back. Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OygwpXmuePE

So hop to it Santa.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 07:01 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
Heres two tickets to see "Riverdance".
You mean "Puddle Stomping".
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Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 07:34 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
Quote:
I'm sending this girl to you, to teach you a few moves.
Shocked Why him ??? I cant dance either !! What about me ?? Any girls for me ???
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 03:55 am
@Ionus,
Heres a nice Mother Theresa blow-up doll to fulfill all your fantasies and delights.
Ho Ho Ho , MEERRRRRRY CHRISTMASSSS to all our upside down friends too.
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:17 am
That's Spendi in the middle.

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Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 07:46 pm
@farmerman,
Awwww....you shouldnt have...it is just what I also wanted right up there with a violent death.....thank you so much !
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 06:00 am
Well, here I am in my most gay apparel.

      http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/411967/80462335.jpg

edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 09:31 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Well, here I am in my most gay apparel.

      http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/411967/80462335.jpg



Or is that 'fey' apparel?
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msolga
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 06:32 pm
So, Santa, this is the critical period for you.
Less than a week to go.
How are you, the reindeer & the elves holding up under the pressure of what must be a horrendous workload?
I hope everyone's pulling their weight!
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 06:36 pm
@msolga,
santa's got a "little helper" that Bernie Elf gets for santa from some nice men down in Philly. Santa 's head is waaaay big right now little girl, are we being good?

Santa likes the NA W T Y little gerls.
msolga
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 06:49 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
santa's got a "little helper" that Bernie Elf gets for santa from some nice men down in Philly.

Oh good.
I think?

Quote:
Santa 's head is waaaay big right now little girl, are we being good?

Oh yes!
Very, very, very good, Santa! Very Happy
I hope you haven't lost that list extensive of desired presents I sent you?

Quote:
Santa likes the NA W T Y little gerls.

Gosh you're confusing, Santa.
Now I'm wondering if I'll get bigger & better presents by not being good! Confused
You shouldn't send out these mixed messages to little kids, you know, Santa.
For bigger & better presents: is good or bad better?
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 07:06 pm
@msolga,
Tell Santy some stories and Ill make up our mind. Dont leave anything out .
msolga
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 07:19 pm
@farmerman,
<sigh>
Grownups.
You can never figure out what they really mean! Sad Rolling Eyes Confused

Just tell me what I need to do for a new ipad, a new cell phone with all the wizz bang features, one of those terrific jumbo dolls that walk & talk & cry & wet themselves & need to have their nappies changed, a new play dinner set, and 2 pairs of jeans & T shirts, a new laptop and ...
Whatever it takes, Santa, I'll do it! Very Happy
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