@plainoldme,
The late raconteur, Gene Shephard,
told of going to visit an old Army pal
out west, after some years.
He lived in a forest.
When Shep arrived, his friend was absent,
but he was welcomed by his wife n 12 year old son,
who suggested that thay pass the time fishing
at a good hole he knew, so he got the fishing
equipment and threw it in his jeep
along with a .45 automatic.
When thay returned from fishing,
the boy 's mom came out of the house,
apparently upset. She yelled to the boy:
"Billy, did u take your .45 with u when u
went out?? He looked down, sheepishly,
and said: "yes, Mom."
She yelled back at him:
"Billy, how many times do I have to
TELL u??
NEVER go out there with anything
LESS than a
.30-30!!! "