steve--This is an important message. As soon as you get into the motel bedroom distract her with something and hide your wallet.
Well girls and boys...
Here is a cut and paste from another thread our friend started...
I met her two years ago and we spent much time together since then. Last weekend, we went out to visit a scenic area and we shared one bed for two nights. I tried to get physical intimate with her. She was offended. I guess she will sever ties with me. My heart is broken. Please help.
What a bitch she turned out to be, huh?
Fido - what is Jewish foreplay?
What!! A mere two hours??
Honey, it's called pleasure.