How can I seduce my friend when we stay one night in a hotel?

That reminds me of the Ironoworker who got a vacation check, cashed it, put a hundred in his pocket, and stuffed the rest up under the springs of his car seat, bought a twelve pack, and a prostitute, and woke up in a motel room without car keys, car, beer or broad... She left him his clothes, and he never saw her or his car again...

You can talk about it??? I thought love was all sign language...

Well girls and boys...

Here is a cut and paste from another thread our friend started...

I met her two years ago and we spent much time together since then. Last weekend, we went out to visit a scenic area and we shared one bed for two nights. I tried to get physical intimate with her. She was offended. I guess she will sever ties with me. My heart is broken. Please help.

What a bitch she turned out to be, huh?

Maybe she won't sever ties... Was force or coercion used??? If not, but only Jewish Foreplay, then what is the trouble??? Girls need friends too, and friendship it a quality essential, and missing from many relationships... Sex is too easy to cum by, joke... Friendship is a pearl fo great value...If your intent is a love relationship, consider the years you might spend with some one as a friend, sharing common interests, enjoying and looking forward to each other's company... If the friendship was real it will take more than a mistake to kill it... It is the best foundation for a lasting love relationship..

The naked man never hurts... you can always play it off and tell her you always sleep naked or it might end up with her taking it the other way and you'll have sex.

If you want to really make a move on her, tell you her you will not absolutely have sex with her. That's inception! Then slowly make your move on her! When you spot the chance to kiss her, don't hesitate! If she backs off just kindly apologize and go back to being normal and not awkward. Trust me I do it all the time! Just pretend it didn't happen and never speak of it again. It's like when you accidentally swing your hand into some guys crotch...you both know it happened...but neither of you will ever ever ever acknowledge it!

@stevenya: Drink a bottle or two of MD 20/20 and console yourself that she is, in fact, a lesbian. Works for me.

Edit: You did offer her money, right? Of course, you did...eh?

Fido - what is Jewish foreplay?

Don't try to be fancier than you actually are. There's a horrible story about the Duke of Bedford and his hillbilly cousin from Sherwood forest who overheard the duke tell some girl that the scent of her sweet breath was like unto the ace of a blossom, and then told the next girl he danced with that she smelled like the ass of a possum... Try to do better than that.

Two hours of begging.

Honey, it's called pleasure.

What!! A mere two hours??

With inflation, it has likely gone to four... It was two when I was young... And a cheese pizza...

I guess I have always tended to lose my head about such things. ... And it is perhaps for that very reason I have nothing of my own not already belonging to my wife, since the knowing of her body, and the feeling of it was at every moment worth more than I have ever, or will ever possess... There is no synonym for love in every dictionary I have at hand capable of touching the feeling, or dressing it in garments grander than it comes naked in....

Ok, I'll stop now re my playing with this thread.

I think our poster is missing all the conversation, sometimes long and sometimes very short, that happens before people get into sex.

The whole premise of the thread is sans understanding.

I don't know quite what to say. Think of the woman as a person. Ploys to seduce are sort of jokes.

I think you will have to do nothing. The girl is already attracted to you otherwise she would have never called you to accompany her.

"What a bitch she turned out to be, huh? "

He was rejected then. Shame.

I TOLD him he should have been laying in bed, wearing a gimp mask when she emerged from the bathroom.
Youngsters eh? Never listen.