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True confessions on an insignificant nature

 
 
Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2010 10:41 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Trust me one this one David, it only takes one, the last one and then...
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2010 10:42 pm
@Ceili,
I 've had years of untroubled success with Bounty, folded diagonally, large size.
Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2010 11:16 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
All the power to you then...
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2010 11:21 pm
@Ceili,
Ceili wrote:
All the power to you then...
Maybe u need a greater diameter drainage line below your toilet.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2010 11:28 pm
I don't use bounty. TP was invented for a purpose.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2010 11:49 pm
@Ceili,
Ceili wrote:
I don't use bounty. TP was invented for a purpose.
Yeah, but there is room for innovation.
Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2010 12:21 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Only if you're planning on putting in a whole new sewer system in LaGuardia's backyard.
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wmwcjr
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2010 09:41 pm
I have another confession to make. I'm neither a Democrat nor a Republican; and I don't support any third party, such as the Libertarian Party. (Not even Alice Cooper's Wild Party.) I'm neither politically liberal (anymore) nor politically conservative. And I hardly ever vote, which means that I'm unpatriotic and evil. If I were rude (and courageous) enough in this forum to throw caution to the winds and express what all of my political and social views are, the politically conservative members (and readers) would think I'm quite irritating and would suspect me of possessing tendencies -- not towards homosexuality, but towards liberalism -- and would call me a collectivist, even though I don't know what I'm supposed to be collecting; and the liberals would get mad at me solely on the basis of one or two leading political issues and would think that I'm a terrible person. That would mean that I would be ... alone. Crying or Very sad (sniff)
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 20 Sep, 2010 10:45 pm

Citizens have a RIGHT to vote.
No one has any DUTY to vote.
I vote in those elections that I CARE about; not others.





David
wmwcjr
 
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Reply Thu 23 Sep, 2010 10:43 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
IMHO, what's worse than not voting is voting IGNORANTLY.
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wmwcjr
 
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Reply Thu 23 Sep, 2010 10:48 pm
@wmwcjr,
As an addendum, liberal members of this forum would call me a BIGOT -- even though I'm a sensitive, tenderhearted guy. Sad
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 23 Sep, 2010 11:56 pm
@wmwcjr,
wmwcjr wrote:
As an addendum, liberal members of this forum would call me a BIGOT -- even though I'm a sensitive, tenderhearted guy. Sad
Well, unless u r willing to kiss the foot of the King of England,
u r a "bi Gott".



Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 24 Sep, 2010 02:37 am
Just finished reading through this whole thread. I'm mystified. People are confessing to stuff that I do regularly--without any need for confession. Don't make the bed. Don't brush my teeth before I go to sleep. Leave dishes in the sink. I can't recall eating food that's been sitting out all night, but I have used a knife that has. (Feh. I think this is confession-worthy.)

As for rolls of paper. The paper towels are over the top and down. The toilet paper is down, no over the top. My house, my rules.

wmwcjr
 
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Reply Fri 24 Sep, 2010 02:52 am
@OmSigDAVID,
The last king of England is dead; so, I wouldn't want to kiss his foot! In fact, the only person whose feet I will kiss are those of my dear, sweet, devoted wife. Even when they're dirty.
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wmwcjr
 
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Reply Fri 24 Sep, 2010 02:54 am
@Roberta,
Ahh, the old toilet paper controversy continues! I first read about it in Dear Abby. Laughing
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 24 Sep, 2010 03:33 pm
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:

Just finished reading through this whole thread. I'm mystified. People are confessing to stuff that I do regularly--without any need for confession. Don't make the bed. Don't brush my teeth before I go to sleep. Leave dishes in the sink. I can't recall eating food that's been sitting out all night, but I have used a knife that has. (Feh. I think this is confession-worthy.)

As for rolls of paper. The paper towels are over the top and down. The toilet paper is down, no over the top. My house, my rules.




My first confession was tongue in cheek. Actually all of them were.

The first one about the bed, was because of something my boss said in the past.

She said she IMMEDIATELY makes the bed the minute she gets up in the morning (unless she has to pee first I guess)

I said "you're kidding"

She looked surprised.

"Well," I said "What if your husband is still in it? What if it's Saturday and you might go back to bed? What if you just don't feel like it?"

The answers were "My husband gets up the same time I do"

"Go back to bed?"

"No, I make my bed as soon as I get up"

I went on to learn, over time, that she never left the bedroom without being dressed, or on a crazy Saturday at least she would have a robe on....over her nightgown, under which she wore her underwear.

I asked why, and she said because she raised 2 boys (both grown, married) and she didn't ever leave the bedroom without being dressed, or without a robe on.....over her nightgown, over her underwear.

What if they had been girls? Same thing.

Why couldn't you walk around in your nightgown?

Response..... Shocked

Well, they've been gone a long time now. You could walk around your house naked if you wanted.

Shocked Shocked


I told her I do

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I've also learned that at her house glasses are always rinsed out and put away after using, pots are never left in the sink to soak overnight, and you don't sit and watch TV in your robe. (God forbid a T shirt and panties) You leave your clothes on until your go to bed.

They are out there. They live amongst us.
Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 24 Sep, 2010 03:42 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

The first one about the bed, was because of something my boss said in the past.

She said she IMMEDIATELY makes the bed the minute she gets up in the morning (unless she has to pee first I guess)

I said "you're kidding"

She looked surprised.

"Well," I said "What if your husband is still in it? What if it's Saturday and you might go back to bed? What if you just don't feel like it?"

The answers were "My husband gets up the same time I do"

"Go back to bed?"

"No, I make my bed as soon as I get up"

I went on to learn, over time, that she never left the bedroom without being dressed, or on a crazy Saturday at least she would have a robe on....over her nightgown, under which she wore her underwear.

I asked why, and she said because she raised 2 boys (both grown, married) and she didn't ever leave the bedroom without being dressed, or without a robe on.....over her nightgown, over her underwear.

What if they had been girls? Same thing.

Why couldn't you walk around in your nightgown?

Response..... Shocked

Well, they've been gone a long time now. You could walk around your house naked if you wanted.

Shocked Shocked


I told her I do

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I've also learned that at her house glasses are always rinsed out and put away after using, pots are never left in the sink to soak overnight, and you don't sit and watch TV in your robe. (God forbid a T shirt and panties) You leave your clothes on until your go to bed.

They are out there. They live amongst us.


Insert theme from the Twilight Zone. This is truly scary. Waaaaah!
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