True confessions on an insignificant nature

I have, on several occasions, disagreed with Setanta's posts. (lord knows I would never say that to his face)

Often. And I don't shower on weekends.

I'm Joe Nation and I have a confession to make.
<Hi, Joe>
I like to drink milk from the container. I do it all the time.
<takes a seat>
<murmurs from the crowd>
Okay.
I also meant to add that I always put the toilet paper on the roll so that it flows over the top like a waterfall. Reason: some of us like to be able to get one square of paper to do a little dabbing, rather than rely on the shake-it, shake-it, shake-it method of finishing our business.
If you prefer to have droplets flying all over your bathroom that is your choice.
<cries of 'eeewwwwee' are heard>

BTW: my new so tender lover (.god.I.love.saying.that) put a new roll on the other day...not in the waterfall position. I waited until she was back on the train headed home before changing it back.

Joe(how deep brown eyes can be, how far one can swim.)Nation

That is way TMI, dys.

Sometimes I have cereal for dinner.

Awwwwwwww!



Hmm.... that's a real shame, Joe. Until you mentioned that major failing, she sounded perfect!

How great is that!!!

The new lady sounds perfect to me. Ignore MsOlga...you know how those Aussies always get their directions backwards.

But NOT about the direction the toilet paper should go, Eva.
(She does sound perfect (apart from that) though! )

I keep saying I am 81 years old when I'm really 91 so men won't think I'm too old for sex.

BBB

Rawr!

Will ya still want me when I'm 101?

BBB

Oh Joe, a new love, how wonderful <sighs>

However, your thinking is incorrect about the waterfall method, as your new love will educate you.

It is easier to tear off one sheet when it is from the back.



ok, I guess I gotta throw in abother confession.

ummmm....I have eaten food accidently left out on the counter all night (and apparantly lived to tell about it)

Hi, my name is David. Sometimes, I don t polish all of my guns every nite.

Where do you weigh in on this toilet paper issue david?

Sometimes i . . .











. . . well . . . i fart.

I don't know about him, but the waterfall way is best because you don't scrape the wall with your nails when ripping off a piece. That's the only reason I hang tp that way.

I, too, have eaten stuff left out overnight and obviously lived to tell about it. Are we twins, chai?

My next confession: I throw the pickles and big onion chunks out of Quarter-pounders, but not into the road or sidewalk, chai... we don't want anyone injuring themselves, right?

Mame, why are you boycotting pickles and onions? Why do you want to harm the farmers?

BBB

Only big chunks of raw onion, BBB, and pickles don't belong in hamburgers!

I through out the pickled ginger and wasabi paste when I buy sushi.

I do however, use the soy sauce packet.

Mame, but pickles and beef are a match made in the invented heaven. Are you a non-believer in pickles from heaven?

BBB