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Oddities and Humor

 
 
Letty
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 09:45 am
@edgarblythe,
More oddities and humor, edgar.

http://woodsholemuseum.org/giffordpaintings/images/MarkosBotsaris.jpg

Did not know this about the man.

In 1821, Botsaris made common cause with the Greeks against the Ottoman Empire. He and other Souliot captains, including Kitsos Tzavelas, Notis Botsaris, Lampros Veikos, and Giotis Danglis only enlisted fellow Souliot kin in to their bands. At the outbreak of the Greek War of Independence, he distinguished himself by his courage, tenacity and skill as a partisan leader in the fighting in western Greece, and was conspicuous in the defence of Missolonghi during the first siege of the city (1822–1823)

Now the humor.

My dad told me that everyone in school had to memorize a poem. One guy chose this one, but forgot the lines.

T midnight, in his guarded tent,
The Turk was dreaming of the hour
When Greece, her knee in suppliance bent,
Should tremble at his power;
In dreams, through camp and court he bore
The trophies of a conqueror;
In dreams, his song of triumph heard;
Then wore his monarch's signet-ring;
Then press'd that monarch's throne -- a king:
As wild his thoughts, and gay of wing,
As Eden's garden bird.

Someone yelled to the kid:

grease her knees one more time and maybe she'll go. Razz
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 09:49 am
@Letty,
Sorry Letty I have to take a turn from this interesting and highbrow post to something squeamish inducing and lowbrow:
Quote:
So, Here’s Where You Can Eat Smoked Pig Eyeballs
11/5/10 at 11:03 AM

Read more: So, Here’s Where You Can Eat Smoked Pig Eyeballs -- Grub Street New York http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2010/11/so_heres_where_you_can_eat_smo.html?e=grubstreet--20101105#ixzz14WAY9UjH

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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 10:30 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
If you personally built a fortune based on stealing money, ought you to keep it or go to jail?


If I were an American industrialist or other American racketeer that stole with the help and blessings of the US government and its military/CIA then of course I should be able to keep it and remain free.

If I were a poor man stealing to feed his family then of course the full weight of the law should come down upon my head.

That is how the rule of law works in a banana republic.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 11:40 am
I do like my Chiquita bananas.
JTT
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 12:01 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
I do like my Chiquita bananas.


The blood on the peels doesn't bother you at all?

Quote:
On March 14, 2007, Chiquita Brands was fined $25 million as part of a settlement with the United States Justice Department for having ties to Colombian paramilitary groups. According to court documents, between 1997 and 2004, officers of a Chiquita subsidiary paid approximately $1.7 million to the right-wing United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia (AUC), in exchange for local, employee protection in Colombia's volatile banana harvesting zone. Similar payments were also made to the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), as well as the National Liberation Army (ELN) from 1989 to 1997, both left-wing organizations.[5][6] All three of these groups are on the U.S. State Department's list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiquita_Brands_International


Isn't that just the absolute height of hypocrisy, the US government fining others for having ties to terrorist groups?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 12:04 pm
There is blood on virually every morsel we eat, unless we live on an organic farm.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 12:31 pm
@Letty,
I am not well informed in this area, letty.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 01:17 pm
Part of the nihilist's porcelain collection:
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/05/horribly-disfigured.html
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 6 Nov, 2010 11:22 pm
"Are you Doc Holiday?"
"(cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough) Yes."
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2010 08:50 am
tsar, you must have been a beautiful baby, but baby look at you now? Evil or Very Mad

Hey, edgar. Doc Holiday was a dentist. We all cough when we have our teeth pulled.

Oddity:

cigar store Indian.

http://hawkdistribution.com/sitebuilder/images/wooden_indian4-449x600.jpg

now the humor.

Here's what Homer and Jethro call him.

http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAqYuFXK4e0A

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2010 08:26 pm
Hey, edgar. Doc Holiday was a dentist. We all cough when we have our teeth pulled. - letty

Yeah, but Doc coughed for other reasons.



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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2010 08:46 pm

Tony Sparano claims to have evidence of a magic loogie
Posted by Mike Florio on November 8, 2010 5:43 PM ET
In a recent podcast with Rich Eisen of NFL.com, Seinfeld co-creator Larry David says that his favorite episode from the series featured a guest appearance from Keith Hernandez, and an homage to the Zapruder film involving not bullets but spittle.

"That is one magic loogie," Seinfeld says while debunking the Kramer/Newman theory that Hernandez once spit on them after Newman said, "Nice game pretty boy."

Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder accuses Ravens fullback Le'Ron McClain of sending a not-so-magic loogie in Crowder's direction during Sunday's game between the two teams. McClain denies it.

Coach Tony Sparano believes that he has video evidence of spitting.

"Absolutely, yeah," Sparano told the media on Monday, in comments distributed by the team. "I have enough evidence, yeah."

Based on the available videos on YouTube, it's hard to disagree with Sparano.

"It's upsetting to me. [I mean] there's a lot of things that go on in this game from a talking standpoint and trash talking standpoint. [I mean] I had a player on the sideline and I'm standing there on the sideline yesterday and I had a player talking trash to me from the other team . . . and I didn't say one word to the guy, so. Now, that being said, that's part of the game I get it. I mean that's whatever floats your boat out there, okay. But -- and really I don't think it's part of the game, OK . . . but to some of them that's what gets them going. But this whole deal here about spitting in somebody's face [you know] no where in this game do I see any place for that, so. I just don't."

The league doesn't either. In 1997, the NFL imposed a $7,500 fine on Broncos linebacker Bill Romanowski for spitting at 49ers receiver J.J. Stokes.

In a 2006 playoff game, late Redskins safety Sean Taylor was ejected from a playoff game and later fined $17,000 for spitting on Buccaneers tailback Michael Pittman.

McClain can deny it all he wants, but the evidence doesn't lie. Sure, it's hard to actually see spit flying. But the body language from McClain and the reaction from Crowder leaves little doubt about what McClain did.

And so McClain needs to be fined. At least $17,000. Maybe a lot more.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2010 10:13 pm
Contestant on Wheel of Fortune solves seven word puzzle, with a single "l" for a clue.


http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b210191_wheel_of_fortune_contestant_solves.html
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2010 05:39 am

My response to Homer and Jethro's song.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2010 03:44 pm
President Barak Obama was asked by a woman at one of his backyard conversations in Albuquerque N.M. on Tuesday before the midterm elections about his religious beliefs. According to the Associated Press the president "described himself as a "Christian by choice" who arrived at his faith in adulthood because "the precepts of Jesus Christ" helped him envision the kind of life he wanted to lead."
Ceili
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2010 06:16 pm
@edgarblythe,
I'm still not sure why American's obsess over a President's religious choice, or whether he believes or not. Odd that. I don't think most western nations give a damn. I could be wrong though...
My city, Edmonton, has a Jewish mayor and Calgary (think Houston and Dallas north) just voted in a gay Muslim guy who still lives in his parents basement. The vast majority of voters in either city are WASPs.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2010 06:26 pm
@Ceili,
Since I have no religion, I don't relate to it particularly. I find it curious enough for this thread, simply because so many Americans hold the President to be a Muslim (mainly the ones who hysterically want him out of office now).
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2010 08:40 pm
Actress Raven-Symone is fuming after finding herself at the center of a naked photo scandal, insisting she would never strip off to boost her career.

Saucy pictures of the star pouting seductively at the camera were rumored to have been taken for an alleged female love interest before they leaked online and began circulating on gossip blogs.

But the former child star, who played Olivia on "The Cosby Show", has assured fans she is fully clothed in the snaps, which were actually taken from her Twitter.com page.

Raven-Symone also denies having a same-sex lover and is adamant she would never pose topless.

In posts on Twitter.com, she explains, "Well, there it happened again... A picture that I put as my Twitter profile got twisted into a story that isn't true
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2010 09:14 pm
http://www.theartnewspaper.com/imgart/missing-unicorn.jpg
http://www.theartnewspaper.com/articles/Did+they+look+at+the+end+of+the+rainbow%3F/21913
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 05:34 pm
Quote:
Jihadi Kitty
While this blog is not in ANYWAY intended to be profit-driven, I feel compelled to create a page featuring a listing from my online store that was deemed offensive. I have since removed it, but feel it would be a travesty not to have a record of this misunderstood piece of satire. And satire it is, in the truest Jonathan Swift sense. For posterity’s sake, here it is.

Miss Heather


http://www.newyorkshitty.com/jihadi-kitty
 

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