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Oddities and Humor

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 02:18 pm
@edgarblythe,
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 02:35 pm
I can beat thees bucket of bolts.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 04:05 pm
I'm doing my usual daily routine of puzzle solving on Facebook and this one came up on the Daily Mystery.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_z2t3-2ANqrg/TMihpC0B8zI/AAAAAAAABi8/Oq7vH3Wb1kg/hindsight.jpg

Can't wait to see what the clues are going to be!
Butrflynet
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 04:12 pm
@Butrflynet,
Heh, the clues were Michtom, Roosevelt, soft cotton, pair of buttons, stuffington.

I won't spoil it for you, I'll let you figure out what is the correct answer.
Ceili
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 06:28 pm
Which puzzles and mystery games are these?
Butrflynet
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 06:46 pm
@Ceili,
This one is from the game entity known as Big Fish. They call it Treasure Quest on FB. I play the Daily Mystery and Riddle of the Day games.

http://apps.facebook.com/playtreasurequest/?ref=bookmarks&count=0

And this is Pogo's. I mostly play the daily trivial pursuit game.

http://apps.facebook.com/pogogames/bookmark?ref=bookmarks&count=0
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 07:15 pm
I too play Daily Trivial Pursuit.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 07:20 pm
@Butrflynet,
sounds like a stieff bear. Now who would be dumb enough to swallow a bear.
Shell die I swera.

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.
Now I dont know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 07:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

VANCOUVER (Reuters) - Hollywood actor Randy Quaid and his wife, wanted in the United States on vandalism charges, are seeking refugee status in Canada, saying on Friday they feared for their lives.

The couple were arrested in Vancouver on Thursday after police responded to a call and found there were arrest warrants out for them in California. Officials incorrectly said earlier that were arrested on Wednesday.

In a rambling presentation at an immigration hearing, Evi Quaid said eight of her husband's acting friends had been murdered in recent years and they feared he would be next.

"We feel our lives are in danger," she told the Immigration and Refugee Board hearing.

Their attorney, Brian Tsuji, later read a note from the couple to reporters. "Yes, we are seeking asylum from Hollywood star whackers."




VANCOUVER (Reuters) - Hollywood actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi, who sought asylum in Canada saying they feared for their lives, were freed from custody on Wednesday after it was discovered her father was born in Canada.

Immigration officials agreed to release Evi Quaid and waived their request for a hearing on her refugee claim after they received documents about her father's birthplace, which would qualify her for Canadian citizenship.

Randy Quaid, a U.S. citizen and the brother of actor Dennis Quaid, was released on a C$10,000 ($9,740) bond. He still faces a hearing on Thursday but it was not immediately clear how officials would now handle his request for refugee status.

"I am so proud to be a Canadian," Evi Quaid told reporters after her brief hearing before an Immigration and Refugee Board official in Vancouver. "It's a beautiful day."

The couple were arrested in Vancouver last week on a U.S. warrant after they skipped a California court hearing on charges they vandalized and illegally lived in a house they had previously sold in Santa Barbara.

The Quaids announced at an immigration detention hearing on Friday that they were seeking refugee status in Canada to escape "Hollywood star whackers" -- a plot they alleged involved the murder of movie stars.

Their lawyer stopped them from answering questions on Wednesday about the alleged murder plot and the California criminal allegations.

Randy Quaid, 60, who acted in films such as "The Last Picture Show," "The Last Detail" and "Brokeback Mountain," said he was exploring "options" on how to continue his career in Canada.

"I just want a place were I can work ... and not feel as if people are following me," he said.

Immediately after their release, the couple went to get their dog from the animal pound, where it had also been in custody since the Quaids were arrested outside a bank in an upscale Vancouver neighborhood.

(Reporting Allan Dowd, Editing by John O'Callaghan)


ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2010 07:34 pm
@farmerman,
I had a steiff dinosaur early on, 1959. It meant something. A film editor on a shoot (my father and crew, including me) when we were in utah, he 34 and me 17 with a crush, bought me the dinosaur, probably in Vernal, Utah. No, he wasn't a cad, the contrary.

He was cool and behaved well, although I remember him disappearing from time to time.

Tony de Zarraga, rest in peace.

This all worked to keep me out of the convent. Tony was probably the first person who talked from the rest of the world to me. He might or might not have been gay, I didn't know about that then. Whatever.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 04:59 am
Just read in Trivial Pursuit that eight nations are currently spending great sums of money studying 'cold fusion.'
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 07:48 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
So do I. It is honest. Although when the pride is unjustified it is ridiculous
Maybe I could con vince these same countries to invest in my aluminum to gold transmutator device.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 10:08 am
@edgarblythe,
I heard last night that the Quaids will be able to stay. Apparently her father was born in Canada. So now, they don't have to go through the refugee rigmarole. And the dog's out of the pound too. I hope all of our star wackers behave... lol
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 10:41 am
More oddities and humor.

They have named a dam in China after our three Georges.

Latin George; O'George; wizard George. Razz

The Three Gorges Dam ({{zh-stp|s=长江三峡大坝) is a dam in the Three Gorges region on the Yangtze River in Sandouping, in the country of China. One of the largest dams in the world, it also generates the biggest amount of hydroelectric power (22,250 megawatts), pushing the massive Itaipu Dam in Brazil from first place to second place. The Three Gorges Dam project was completed on October 30, 2008.[1] The dam was built for flood control, irrigation, and electricity. However, this has not come without problems. The dam covers a lot of historic sites and has caused 1.24 million people to lose their homes under the rising water.[2] The dam forms the Three Gorges Reservoir, which extends nearly 410 mi (660 km) upstream to the city of Chongqing.

Now the humor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPKn2fn2sbI

lyrics:

There were three jolly fishermen, There were three jolly fishermen, Fisher, fisher, MEN, MEN, MEN. Fisher, fisher, MEN, MEN, MEN. There were three jolly fishermen. The first one's name was Abraham, The first one's name was Abraham, Abra, Abra; ham ham, ham, etc. The second one's name was I-I-saac, The second one's name was I-I-saac, I-I, I-I- zik, zik, zik, etc. The third on'e name was Ja-a-cob, The third on'e name was Ja-a-cob, Ja-a, Ja-a; cub, cub, cub, etc. They all went down to Jericho, They all went down to Jericho, Jer-i, Jer-i; cho, cho, cho, etc. They should have gone to Amsterdam, They should have gone to Amsterdam, Amster, Amster, Shh! Shh! Shh!, etc
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 11:17 am
@Letty,
I thought you were going to say the three Georges were Washington and the two Bush presidents. My boo boo.

BBB
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 01:15 pm
That's a big damn, letty. I noticed not so long back they completed the bridge at the Hoover Dam. Lotta great work in that area, too.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2010 01:08 pm
“When I first heard Elvis' voice, I just knew that I wasn’t going to work for anybody; and nobody was going to be my boss. Hearing him for the first time was like busting out of jail.” -Bob Dylan
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2010 05:38 pm
@edgarblythe,
And now Bob has a boss or at least that's what people are saying about the removal of bootleg videos from You Tube and those linked on A2K too. Maybe Bob doesn't give a **** either way. He used to care but things have changed.
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2010 05:40 pm
@spendius,
Bob seemed to me to shove Elvis into oblivion in the scene in Masked and Anonymous concerning Jailhouse Rock.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2010 06:09 pm
I have a chinese scroll painting done by an artist shortly before the Three Gorges Dam work started. One of the few paintings I've ever paid good money for, meaning full price.

Deng Shaoyi -
http://www.humboldtarts.org/Collection/Permanent%20Collection%20Artwork.pdf
Alas, to see his work that is part of the Morris Graves Museum Collection, you have to put his name into the search space at the top of the page, or else scroll at length.



Humor, nothing to add except that I liked catching the extravaganza in the Washington DC Mall today.
 

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