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Oddities and Humor

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2022 10:41 pm
@glitterbag,
SWINE - Students Wildly Indignant About Nearly Everything - is from the Al Capp comic strip, Lil Abner. Capp really upset me that week. In his strip he called Joan Baez Joanie Phony
glitterbag wrote:

Leadfoot wrote:

That reminded me of a really old comic strip.

Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything - aka, SWINE
Lil Abner I think?

Aren’t you LYAO about these kids gluing themselves to walls and floors to 'protest oil'? After throwing soup on museum exhibits of course..

And the complaining idiots glued to the Porsche dealers' floor!! No food or drinks provided for them overnight! (Nor toilet facilities)

Best laugh I’ve had in awhile.


I think it might be from 'National Lampoon'. I'll skip the rest of the post.


Here is some more of Capp's "brilliance."

“Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.”
― Al Capp

“The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.”
― Al Capp

“I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest.”
― Al Capp

“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. ”
― Al Capp

“Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.”
― Al Capp

“S.W.I.N.E - "Students wildly indignant about nearly everything”
― Al Capp
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2022 07:06 am
@edgarblythe,
He seems nice.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2022 03:02 pm
NJ Gallegos is banging out them edits
@DrSpooky_ER
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9h
An actual patient quote to one of the nurses after he asked for water and she had the audacity to bring him water with ice:

"I don't like to put ice in my water because it waters my water down."
Builder
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2022 04:49 pm
Noahs Ark
In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning
permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision.
Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I could not build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS accredited workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2022 11:03 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
South Koreans will soon become a year or two younger, following an official change to the country's age-counting system.

On Thursday, the country's parliament, called the National Assembly, passed a set of bills requiring the use of the international age-counting system, where age is based on birth date.

South Korea currently uses three age-counting systems, but most citizens abide by the "Korean age," where a person is 1 year old as soon as they are born, and gain one year on every New Year's Day. And a baby born on Dec. 31 would be considered 2 years old the next day.

South Koreans are getting a year younger, parliament rules
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2023 09:45 am
@tsarstepan,
No humor but still odd and terrible.
An airline worker died after being 'ingested into the engine' of a plane, NTSB says
BillW
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2023 01:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
in 1991, flight deck crewman John Bridges was sucked into the intake of an A-6E aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt. Incredibly, he survived because he became wedged in the engine. The flames were caused by his equipment getting pulled through the jet.

https://www.businessinsider.com/us-sailor-survived-being-sucked-into-jet-engine-gulf-war-2022-6
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2023 11:12 am
@BillW,
Japan's conveyor belt sushi industry takes a licking from an errant customer
Quote:
Japan's conveyor belt sushi restaurants are struggling to regain the trust of diners, after the industry took a licking from one customer, whose viral videos of him defiling utensils and sushi with his saliva have earned him descriptions ranging from "nuisance" to "sushi terrorist."
Leadfoot
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2023 10:34 am
@tsarstepan,
Sometimes you just have to let the anger out. Thank goodness for track days and airplanes.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2023 08:54 am
@tsarstepan,

Update:
'Sushi terrorist' and 2 accomplices arrested in Japan after viral prank
Quote:
Japanese police arrested three people on Wednesday in connection with an unsanitary prank at a conveyor-belt sushi restaurant, according to the Japanese state broadcaster NHK.

The viral videos from early February showed one of them — 21-year-old Yoshino Ryoga, dubbed a "sushi terrorist" by the Japanese public and media — putting his saliva on utensils and sushi and licking the spout of soy sauce bottles at a Kura Sushi restaurant in Nagoya City.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 2 May, 2023 06:01 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/88/9c/fd/889cfdb3b0f787046b33a38f117f413f.jpg
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 4 May, 2023 06:48 am
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/016/244/weiner-headline-rise-and-fall.jpg
Builder
 
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Reply Sun 7 May, 2023 02:24 am
@BillW,
Weiner's wife was Hillary's personal assistant. Huma Abedin.

Gotta wonder what they were all up to, if he's sending dick pics to random women.

Hillary shut down their foundation, after not winning the presidency. Built just one house on Haiti, after literally millions donated to their "cause".
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2023 06:30 am
@Builder,
BULLSHIT.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 9 May, 2023 09:30 am
@bobsal u1553115,
That's the next part he has his eye on in the Dunny Cop cinematic universe.

I think he might get this one.
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Builder
 
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Reply Wed 10 May, 2023 12:44 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huma_Abedin

Quote:
Abedin started dating then-U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner in 2007,[72] and they were engaged in 2009.[9] They were married on July 10, 2010, with former U.S. President Bill Clinton officiating the wedding ceremony.


https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/photo-of-anthony-weiners-alleged-penis-gets-leaked-online-following-breitbart-interview-with-opie-anthony/
Quote:
Weiner's office released a statement on Wednesday night that said the congressman sent explicit photos of himself out on the Internet. This latest bombshell came hours after an X-rated photo that he purportedly took of himself turned up on the Web and shortly after news broke that his wife is pregnant.


https://canada-haiti.ca/content/how-clintons-robbed-and-destroyed-haiti

It has been speculated some of the money that came through the commission found its way towards sponsoring Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign which she lost to the incumbent Donald Trump in 2016 but this is an area she has always been evasive about when probed. They become allegations without proof but to Haitians the more she dodges the question, the more she becomes suspicious and pernicious to the interests of Haitians.

It is estimated that the IHRC collected over $5.3 billion over two years and $9.9 billion in three years but Haitians still find themselves mired in abject poverty. A US Government Accountability Office report circumvented the issue by deciding not to find any iota of wrongdoing, but the gravity of the failure made them mention that the plans by the IHRC, co-chaired by Bill Clinton, “did not align with the Haitian priorities.”
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 10 May, 2023 04:26 pm
@Builder,
Quote:
It has been speculated some of the money that came through the commission found its way towards sponsoring Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign


Don't you even read your own postings?????

It has been speculated you are an honest debater.

Who the CHIP is: Latest update May 24, 2021

The Canada-Haiti Information Project is a news-gathering website that publishes articles in French and in English. The site is edited by long-time Haiti solidarity activists in Winnipeg, and Montreal and our co-thinkers in the United States and Haiti. We are networked with journalists, academic researchers, human rights lawyers and advocacy organizations in Canada, the United-States and Haiti.

The CHIP website contains an archive of thousands of news articles, reports, and statements.

The editors maintain the same editorial position as the original Canada-Haiti Action Network (CHAN). We demand:

1- Universal respect of Haiti’s sovereignty.

2- Reparations to be paid by the United Nations to the Haitian people for introducing cholera into Haiti’s water supply in October 2010, resulting in thousands of deaths, hundreds of thousands of illnesses and countless other human suffering.

3- The safe return of political exiles and the freeing of all political prisoners.

4- A full Parliamentary inquiry in Canada concerning its role in the overthrow of the elected president and government in Haiti in February 2004 payment of reparations to the Haitian people by all the countries that took part in that illegal act.

5- Cancellation of all outstanding debt obligations by Haiti to international financial institutions.

For media inquiries, please write the site editors at [email protected] or text/call 514-799-8233.


How about a source with no political axe to grind?



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Builder
 
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Reply Wed 10 May, 2023 06:42 pm
Quote:
How about a source with no political axe to grind?


Thanks for taking the thread back to "Oddities and Humor".

Where there's smoke, there's fire, hombre.

source
Quote:
While everyone's been gearing up for President Trump's inauguration, the Clinton Foundation made a major announcement this week that went by with almost no notice: For all intents and purposes, it's closing its doors.

In a tax filing, the Clinton Global Initiative said it's firing 22 staffers and closing its offices, a result of the gusher of foreign money that kept the foundation afloat suddenly drying up after Hillary Clinton failed to win the presidency.

It proves what we've said all along: The Clinton Foundation was little more than an influence-peddling scheme to enrich the Clintons, and had little if anything to do with "charity," either overseas or in the U.S. That sound you heard starting in November was checkbooks being snapped shut in offices around the world by people who had hoped their donations would buy access to the next president of the United States.
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NSFW (view)
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2023 10:50 am
A woman in Ecuador was mistakenly declared dead. A doctor says these cases are rare
Quote:
It was a shocking story that made headlines across the globe this week: A woman in Ecuador named Bella Montoya was declared dead but later surprised family members gathered for her wake when she showed signs of life from her coffin.

"It gave us all a fright," Montoya's son, Gilberto Barbera, told The Associated Press.

Though tales of people mistakenly declared dead garner widespread attention when they do occur, the grave error is exceedingly uncommon.
 

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