Quote:Kim Kardashian posted a stack of pictures on Instagram Friday that featured comedian Pete Davidson for the first time since the two have been romantically linked.
Is this a joke - or what?
@hingehead,
That's her name, trib.aI/IAXSDai being the feminine form of Allen.
TALKING DOG FOR SALE :
A guy is driving around the backwoods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale" He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
You talk? he asks.
Yep, the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, So, what's your story?
The Lab looks up and says, Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
Ten dollars, the guy says.
Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?
Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard !
@hingehead,
The Geordie supermarket, the one that's open Aldi.
As you've been to Sunderland you should get the pronunciation OK.
@izzythepush,
Ha, I got it - but I've never been to Sunderland. Did get to London once for 4 days ;-)
"We have often heard of the middle of nowhere, and believe it to be somewhere in Texas."
------ editorial in the New York Times, 1889
In today's Jeopardy, the answer was Holden Caulfield. The one winning for the day did not know that. His answer was: Ted Cruz.
@hingehead,
I thought you went to Sunderland, my bad.
You do support them don't you, or have I got that wrong as well.
@izzythepush,
No, you got that right - readying myself for the dizzy heights of the championship.
Black in the Empire
@blackintheempir
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Our Gov't found out that more than 1/2 of Americans don't have $500 to cover an emergency and said "How the hell did we let so many people have $500?"
Texas salvage company buys legendary US Navy aircraft carrier for one cent
The aircraft carrier, Kitty Hawk, will be chopped up and sold for scrap metal despite efforts to save it as a floating museum.
I'm doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning,
Nestle in the afternoon.
Queen Elizabeth announces plan to outlive Charles, “no matter what it takes”
This appeared in a newspaper, according to my source (cekrit)
"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
