So at the Straight Pride rally they had these 10th-grade guys coming out on stage, to show that it's not just queers who have any smarts, they asked this kid "How much is four times six?" And he said "Ten."
So the crowd roared "Give him another chance!"
So they did. They asked him "How much is two plus three?" And he said "Five."
The blue line is Connecticut over the map of Houston.
I should point out before the meme police arrive that the blue map is not actually to scale. This is a variation on the jokes about "everything in Texas is bigger."