Thanks for my good laugh for today.
Do you ever let your self-talk convince you that you’re not smart enough, talented enough, experienced enough, or capable enough to do what your heart wants you to do?
Well you’re full of ****.
The greatest lesson this man, Sean Stephenson aka @seanstephenson has taught me is that I’m full of ****. Especially when I believe the limitations that my negative self talk lectures me on.
I’m full of ****.
You’re full of ****.
Be better than the **** you’re full of by taking action on what your heart wants. Full permission to disrespect your limitations is granted.
is gasoline alley Skeeziks? (I'm dragging this from memory of a Mad Magazine piss take that I never understood)
Walt and Skeezicks. He found Skeezicks on his porch. They ran a contest to name him, but chucked the winner for Skeezicks, which the artist/writer said was cowboy slang for a homeless calf.
This dog, from the John Wayne movie of Hondo is the same one that played Lassie in those days.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 in the morning and it's bloody pouring with rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
"God loves drunk people, too, you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband..
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
Some random person posted this on Facebook
Meanwhile in Melbourne Victoria, a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.