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Oddities and Humor

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 18 Mar, 2015 03:26 pm
Good one, frank. I bet those marchers entire lives are based on looking good on the parade ground. If they have a real social life I will be surprised.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Wed 18 Mar, 2015 03:36 pm
@edgarblythe,

My reaction to the clip was on a par with the reaction Custer probably felt when he realized his situation at the Little Bighorn.

Wow...this many???!!!

If these are the guys and gals who train just to march with incredible precision...what about the people manning the guns, cannons, tanks, ships, and airplanes. How many of them are there...and how well trained?

These people were marching 20 across…and maybe 25 ranks in perfect step.

Just an amazing clip.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 18 Mar, 2015 04:04 pm
@Frank Apisa,
When I was a new sailor on board a destroyer, I saw things that disturbed me. "This is what is protecting us from the Russians?" But then I realized that the Russians are likely messed up too, and quit worrying about it.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Mar, 2015 08:37 am
@edgarblythe,
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 21 Mar, 2015 09:31 am
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/l/t1.0-9/11041217_10153919999169460_1463809562146575070_n.jpg?oh=b4903774cbac5ea934de2be69d8bb426&oe=55790A98
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FBM
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 07:07 am
Definitely one for the oddities:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-20/an-nfl-offensive-lineman-just-published-an-insanely-complex-study-in-a-math-journal

Quote:
One of the Baltimore Ravens Just Published an Insanely Complex Study in a Math Journal
John Urschel worries that his hitting position could interfere with his future as a math scholar


John Urschel, an offensive lineman for the Baltimore Ravens, recently co-authored a paper in the Journal of Computational Mathematics. It is titled "A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians" and apparently includes "a cascadic multigrid algorithm for fast computation of the Fiedler vector of a graph Laplacian, namely, the eigenvector corresponding to the second smallest eigenvalue." I understand close to none of the words in that sentence, which comes from the paper's abstract. I probably never will. The rest of the study is similarly accessible. See some highlights below:


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/-1x-1.png

Quote:
Urschel, who was drafted in 2014 to block for Joe Flacco, had a 4.0 grade point average at Penn State and has been published in several mathematical journals. He is also an accomplished chess player. For a living, he uses his body as a bulldozer. His family, he says, wonders why he would spend his time in such a way. The answer is, apparently, that he just enjoys leveling people.
...
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 08:19 am
@FBM,
FBM wrote:

Definitely one for the oddities:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-20/an-nfl-offensive-lineman-just-published-an-insanely-complex-study-in-a-math-journal

Quote:
One of the Baltimore Ravens Just Published an Insanely Complex Study in a Math Journal
John Urschel worries that his hitting position could interfere with his future as a math scholar


John Urschel, an offensive lineman for the Baltimore Ravens, recently co-authored a paper in the Journal of Computational Mathematics. It is titled "A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians" and apparently includes "a cascadic multigrid algorithm for fast computation of the Fiedler vector of a graph Laplacian, namely, the eigenvector corresponding to the second smallest eigenvalue." I understand close to none of the words in that sentence, which comes from the paper's abstract. I probably never will. The rest of the study is similarly accessible. See some highlights below:


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/-1x-1.png

Quote:
Urschel, who was drafted in 2014 to block for Joe Flacco, had a 4.0 grade point average at Penn State and has been published in several mathematical journals. He is also an accomplished chess player. For a living, he uses his body as a bulldozer. His family, he says, wonders why he would spend his time in such a way. The answer is, apparently, that he just enjoys leveling people.
...



What makes it so hard to follow is that it is actually a book of football plays.
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 08:22 am
@edgarblythe,
For all I can make of it, it could very well be. Confused
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 10:38 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9e/7f/73/9e7f737e1706faba05581038c57b9471.jpg
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George
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 06:03 am
@edgarblythe,
> For a living, he uses his body as a bulldozer. His family, he says, wonders why
> he would spend his time in such a way. The answer is, apparently, that he
> just enjoys leveling people.

You don't have to be a mathematician to understand the difference in
the earnings between your average mathemetician and your average
NFL player.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 09:01 am
@edgarblythe,
This is all quite wonderful to read about. I know various football players have been known to be quite smart, whatever their deficiencies on the field or in life.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 01:30 pm
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/NMCPnXXkxI9xuCyYn79SZg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTM1NjtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz0zMDA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/far150323.gif
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FBM
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 09:56 pm
http://i1330.photobucket.com/albums/w561/hapkido1996/11059316_412172102277189_6907612694391960165_n_zpszwxackk4.jpg
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 05:21 am
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAznXcAWUAEGGzu.jpg
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 06:17 am
@edgarblythe,
The hell??
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 08:33 am
@FBM,
Hood ornament.

Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 09:33 am
@chai2,
I was going to get one of those, but chickened out due to the prospect of pain.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 09:34 am
@Lordyaswas,
Ah, just seen the cat.


Please disregard previous Prince Albert post.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 01:02 pm
@FBM,
FBM wrote:

http://i1330.photobucket.com/albums/w561/hapkido1996/11059316_412172102277189_6907612694391960165_n_zpszwxackk4.jpg

Geez, I had to come back for a second reading to get the gist of the joke.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 02:00 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

I was going to get one of those, but chickened out due to the prospect of pain.


Oh ****, I had to go back and forth a few times, looking at the related posts, until I got it.

Well played.
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