@edgarblythe,
He woke up in a body bag in the morgue.
"Huh!? I don't remember goin' campin'.
Always keep a spare banjo handy.
Joe(I am NOT picking on you, you are picking on me!)Nation
Who would win in a fight between a snake and a crocodile?
Follow the link to see the pictures
http://www.randomharry.com/gross/snake-eats-crocodile-queensland
Imagine if the world only had a 100 people, great way to visualise demographics
http://www.toby-ng.com/graphic-design/the-world-of-100/
@edgarblythe,
That's a Hall of Fame keeper at the bad joke thread.
"Health Warning ..... Do Not Shampoo in the Shower
Warning to us all: I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I shampoo my hair in the shower and when I do,
the shampoo rinses and runs all over my body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME".
No wonder I have been gaining weight.
Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishing Soap. Its label reads:
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!"
Boy am I ever going to be water logged.
Wait? This isn't Florida? They were carrying their own moonshine that they then tried to use to make a Molotov Cocktail.... . Sound like Florida to me.
http://time.com/13134/drunk-couple-who-were-denied-pizza-try-to-light-restaurant-on-fire/
Joe(You won't give me a slice? I'll give you a slice!!!)Nation
I don't know if this is odd, it's not funny.....but, it is out of the ordinary. Who knew that car companies 1) gave away non-street cars and 2) could order a schools to send those cars to a crusher whenever legally necessary.
http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2023057505_vipercrushxml.html
I would take it 'around the block' one more time.....about 1000 miles to a small garage in East Jesus, Wyoming.
Joe(Who? Me? Nope, I ain't seen it)Nation
