@Rockhead,
As the southside properties get older they drift further from the road...
@hingehead,
Lord help us if some smart ass decides to do crop art nearby
So that's why Mona smiles....
A Chinese man jumped seven stories to his death after his girlfriend refused to stop shopping. According to police, "he finally reached his limit." -->
http://bit.ly/1hIMcUV
As the twitter guy said - the merits of the Oxford comma:
KHOU 11 News
STRANGE: The national director of the Deaf Federation of South Africa says a man who provided sign language interpretation on stage for Nelson Mandela's memorial service was a "fake." Bruno Druchen says the unidentified man seen around the world on television next to leaders like U.S. President Barack Obama "was moving his hands around but there was no meaning in what he used his hands for."
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What are the odds that happening randomly?
@timur,
There's a better pic than that tim in which Mrs Obarmy doesn't just appear to be unamused.
Megyn Kelly's Fox News pronouncement that Jesus and Santa are both white have produced a flood of letters from kids.
Dear Megyn Kelly,
For Christmas, could I please have a black Power Ranger? Thank you.
Sincerely,
Bobby, age six
***
Dear Bobby,
Unfortunately, we do not have any Power Rangers in stock in the color you requested. Colors available include: white.
Merry Christmas,
Megyn Kelly
P.S.: Bobby, because you’re only six, you probably don’t know this, but when you use the words “black” and “power” together, they become swear words. Never say that again.
***
Dear Megyn Kelly,
What color is the President?
Sincerely,
Cody, age five
***
Dear Cody,
Historians are in agreement that a real President is always white. He just is. Now, some people like to make believe that President Obama is a real President, and they get really upset when they learn the truth. Here’s what Megyn Kelly thinks: if you believe in your heart that President Obama is President, he still isn’t.
Merry Christmas,
Megyn Kelly
@panzade,
What did you expect from someone who can't spell her own name?
A case of Instagram follies gone perfectly wild:
Josh Gates, host of the SyFy channel’s Destination Truth ordered a T-shirt from Amazon. What he got instead was a pair of hamburger earmuffs.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/how-an-amazon-mix-up-led-to-the-greatest-twitter-rant-ever
@tsarstepan,
Did you know that jagger means sweet in English and that Jagger is Mick's real name.
