@Joe Nation,
Guy one: My home is worth X million pounds. I live on the West testicle.
Guy two: My home is also worth X million pounds. But I live on the East testicle.
Guy three: My home is worth 3X million pounds because I live on the Northern tip.
Guy four: Crap! My home is only worth X thousand pounds.
EVERYONE ELSE: Where do you live?
Guy four: I live on the taint.
EVERYONE ELSE: Ouch! Sorry about that ....