Asian Carp: Impersonate A2Kers

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LeonaBanks

Will an Asian carp ever be satisfied having sex with a regular normal carp when he has had sex with an octopus doing all kinds of filthy things?
If you don't like the Asian carp questions, fools just don't answer. I have a right to get the answers I'm looking for my Asian carp. I don't need or care for your stupid, brain dead remarks. Find another site to lolly gag on. This is for mature inquiring minds on Asian carps.

yeah!

Bi-Polar Bear


**** you and the carp you flew in on
I didnt vote for this ****

iamsam82

Their scales glitter in
the submerged columns of light -
Asian carp dance hall.

spot on tsar

Danke schoen.

sozobe


I don't think that Asian carp imply smegging at all for children, though.

I think that children seeing them would just see a slightly different carp from the one they normally see on television. I don't think that they'd wonder about the smegging part. Of course, as adults when we see carp, we do think of the smegging , but for the audience this program is aimed at, smegging is just not something that is a big part of their consciousness.

They see lots of shows with European carp in them. Do you think that they do a lot of thinking about smegging when they see them?

I don't think that this program will mean that parents have to explain all about Asian carp smegging, any more than parents have to explain European carp smegging when they see programs like Father Knows Best.


Also, this program just presents reality. Some parents are European Carp, some are Asian carp.

If they SHOWED the claspers, it would be different, but they are not going to show the carp in bed, just show them being mommies.






(This may be obscure to many, but I hope Soz recalls of what I speak)

(I do I do!)

Both memorable and seemingly eternal as I recall.

Setanta


Carpe diem or Wuthering Heights?

"I want you to be aware, that I know you have treated me infernally - infernally! Do you hear? And if you flatter yourself that I don't perceive it, you are a fool; and if you think I can be consoled by sweet words, you are an idiot: and if you fancy I'll suffer unrevenged, I'll convince you of the contrary, in a very little while!

Meantime, thank you for telling me now how cruel I've been " cruel and false!! Why did you despise me? Why did you betray your own heart? I have not one word of comfort. You deserve this. You have brought it upon yourself. Yes they'll blight you " they'll damn you. I swear I'll make the most of it. And stand you aside clown!"

[img]Izzie/img]


Izzie

Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
And what have ye there in the basket?
Ye tight little fairy, just fresh from the dairy,
Will ye give me some cream if I ask it?

I love your meads, and I love your flowers,
And I love your junkets mainly,
But behind the door, I love kissing more,
O' look not so disdainly!

I love your hills, and I love your dales,
And I love your flocks a-bleating;
But O' on the heather to lie together,
With both our hearts a-beating!

I'll put your basket all safe in a nook,
Your shawl I'll hang up on this willow,
And we will sigh in the daisy's eye,
And kiss on a grass-green pillow.

- John Keats

Today is the first time I read this thread. It is really great. I would love to contribute, but the best ones have already been done.

kickycan

And if you truly imagine that anyone remotely thinks they can impersonate me, well you have another think coming. Are you shittin’ me? Could I care less.? I couldn’t! But I will literally beat the **** out of you if you try! ? Is that okie-dokie with everyone?

Ever since my sexy exhibitionist neighbour moved away I have a become more distraught. Not only did the sheer delight disappear, tearing my heart right out of my massively heaving chest after watching her nekkid body through my steamy binoculars, but then the idiotic new neighbours moved in and you wanna know what they did? They put a frigging fish tank in front of the window. Why should I have to look at a bulbous carp like that in a damn aquarium? HOW MANY FISH DO THERE NEED TO BE IN ONE TANK? How often will they become pregnant?

Why? Why do they put the stupid backing paper on the back of the tank with bits of seaweed and crap like that to make it look nice. IT'S A FISH TANK. Who gives a crap? If they're going to put a pretty picture on, why can’t they at least put some sexy nekkid poster mermaids there and give me something half decent to look at. I mean " how totally shellfish of them. PULL DOWN THE BLINDS, WHY DON'T YOU!

They put some little cutie little squiggly fish in there, all shimmery and slinky swimming and blowing bubbles, rubbing up and down each other, then that big ‘ole Asian Carp keeps coming up opening his mouth, sucking them in and spitting them out (story of my life) and no-one can hear me screaming “No, leave them alone, they’re just fish bait”

I have to go now, I have my slave for one hour and she’s looking kinda hot. Her hair is wet, like she just got out of the shower. This might not be so bad after all... reminds me of that lucky ‘ole carp and I now have my own Wand’ ah!



Now. Breathe in..

farmerman

Aasian carp ARE a significant rsk to those fishing on the Great Lakes. Set’s meanderings on this subject remind of the allegd wisdom the jezzies tried to inflict on me when i was in the sEminary.

Next month i will be back in Maine to do some fishing. I will check with my colleagues on the latest research on aSian carp. In the meantime, i hope this discussion doesnt degenerate into not-so-subtle innuendos and naive lecturing.

Nice. The occasional unintentional caps are spot on.

Not enough, though. Minor critique.

Pamela Rosa

1. Asian Carp goes on rampage, drowns fisherman.
2. White wetlands-dweller lured into romantic relationship with Asian Carp, then mugged.
3. White Bunny smegged by Asian Carp.

.. Phoenix32890

I have been eating asian carp for as long as I can remember. Personally, I think it is one of the best things to happen to seafood.

Over time I have noticed a marked lessening of carp quality in the supermarket. Some of it can be attributed to the economy. That is normal, but, IMO, constitutes only part of the situation.

Over time, I have heard accusations of "this carp is crap!" hurled at fish mongers. Other shoppers have left the store because of perceived hostility and animosity by other shoppers.

If I have learned one thing in life it is that if you ask 100 people their opinion on something, you will get 100 different opinions. I believe that is the way one acquires new knowledge about carp, by hearing opinions, sifting through them, accepting what tastes good, and discarding the rest.

I think that some shoppers tend to settle for whatever's on sale, and go on a personal attack when they run out of it. I say, attack the idea, not abuse the store manager.

At this point in time, I think that they need to set out a big "WELCOME" mat at the supermarket.

In order for the carp to get onto the dinner table, they need to open their doors wide, and let people know that they are valued customers.

What do you think?

joefromchicago



You really don't know anything about the Great Lakes, do you?



I am happy for you but I am not sure we need to know that.



No one on this thread ever implied that it would. Isn't it YOU who is doing the lecturing?