Asian Carp: Impersonate A2Kers

Hey, no one did me either.

I posted a big hint that I wanted a spoof of me done. Francis spoofed my incredible tediousness.

I had fun spoofing a few of the Americans. My Aussie slang is not good enough to do a proper spoof of you.

Bella Dea

Well, I have mixed thoughts about asian carp. I realize it is a problem for ecology, but I was never good at science anyway. I would much rather talk about shewolf's booty or the new pooper scooper I have at home.

Hey! The pooper scooper is for my dog, not my sweet baby, Adriana.

Whatever happened to threads that people really want to talk about . I once started a thread to discuss why people are afraid to fart when sleeping with their spouses. What makes asian carp so important?

I don't get you guys.

Bella Dea



Oh and I love being back and having people concerned over Asian carp. Silly? Yes. But I still love it.


I missed you guys (especially the older sexy gentlemen)...

I hope we can get some Philforum folk to do parodies!

I hope so too. The ones that already know each other could probably create some interesting spoofs.

Older?

Asian Carp Pie
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Guess who:

Do you think?
Do you think about thinking?
What are you thinking about my post about thinking?
What do you think I'm thinking about your thoughts about my post about thinking?
Do you think I care?
Do you care?
Do you care if I care?
Do you care if I care if you care?
Think about it!
Do you think I care if you care?
Do you think I care if you're thinking I care?
I think you both think and care. And I care, too.
I care about you.
I care if you know me. I think you'd like me because I care. And I think.
I think all the time.
My thinking sometimes exhausts me, but because I care, it must be done.
Someone has to think and to care, and I think that's me. That's why I do it.
Because sometimes it's fun.

Easy, that's dyslexia.

Not bad, but you're forgetting the alternating negative questions:

Do you think?
Do you not think?

Do you think about thinking?
Do you not think about thinking?
Do you think about not thinking?
Do you not think about not thinking?

at both you and Robert.

Must be talking about me. LOL

Tryagain


Don’t even get me started about my morning. It was the WORST!!!!!

When I got to my office I realized I had left my key at home, and I didn’t want to go all the way back to get it.

What did I do?

The usual stuff. First I kicked the door a few times, really hard, but it wouldn’t open.

So then naturally I piled up some old newspapers soaked in gasoline and started a fire to try to burn up the door, but still nothing.

Then what?

Then I found a huge honking concrete block and hurled it repeatedly at the door until it finally caved in and I got inside. It was a nightmare!

Well at least it’s over now.

No it isn’t. Now it turns out I’m responsible for injuring several of my staffers who were on the other side, pushing on the door to keep me out.




To add insult to injury, I now feel PINK

Nice try Izzie B- though I think. better than I could do though.
It want twisty enough

Miss his jabberwocky prose and being King of Crapulence. Hopefully he'll be back A+ all convoluted and twisty

Stephen Colbert

http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2010/07/the_depravity_of_competitive_e.html?e=grubstreet--20100708
The Asian carp are like regular carp but are better in science and math.

Now Kentucky State University are calling for the renaming of the Asian carp species to Kentucky tuna to make it more marketable on the fish market.

BillRM
Good lords you guy sure or nice to asian carps. Maybe if you could used your intellect once in a blue moons also? Asians carp are peopled probably not guilt my silly silly friends. Womans are to blamed not carped asian.