Asian Carp: Impersonate A2Kers

Let me hasten to add, farmerman, my spoof was done with a great deal of respect and affection!

I only found this thread this AM and was laughing at some of them, yours included and the followon refernce to my inability to either spell or capitolize.
However,I wanna keep an eye on the amassing print volume so I can select seriatem chunks of out of context stuff and do a credible spoof of RG. Hes the author and should be the final recipient of our spoifs. I will ,therefore, have to work on my spelling, avoid my obsessive prefernce to the comma, get my head outta my ass and, I cant think of anything else.

I hear that Asian carp are quickly morphing their body mass to surface area ratios so that they are becoming ever more aerodynamic for low level flying.

Dutchy
ACCELERATING
Asian carp cavort erotically, loving energetic romps and thrillingly intense NIGHTTIME games.

spendius

ACCELERATING

Asian carp covet ELASTICATED lace-ups, envisioning ripe, abundant titties inviting nipple grazing.

(Dutchy pipped spendius on this one).

George


Certainly, here it is: Orientalis Carpe diem ...

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C-J.....

Life is great as it is. I really should stop complaining. Sumtimes, ven I start to think zat everysing is so unfair, zat someplace else vud be so much better zan vhere I am now, zhat everyzing vud be different zen, zhat ze people zere vud be so much greater. I have to remind myself zhat plenty of people vud love to be in my place.

Sumtimes I feel like I can never be happy with how zings are just now, I allvays wait for something greater, something bigger. it took me a vile to figure out zhat zere is no such thing like the greater life people always vait for, and I'm still learning zat slowly.

I vill forever be me I guess... I don't know wezher zhat's great or not, but I guess zere aren't any other options available for a fräulein trapped in paradise are zere?

Yepp, zhatz the airhead I am - down to a zzz

Asian Carp



I don't know?! I'm conflicted. Really conflicted. I love the book but I'm so sure Hollywood will screw the adaptation up!

What an absolutely marvellous thread!
You should all be proud of yourselves!
Thank you for your wonderful efforts!

So how is the judging going? do we have a winner yet?

PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP
Darling Park Tower 2
Sydney Australia

Dear Sirs,

According to our calculations, the winner of the "Asian Carp Impersonate A2Kers" contest is a certain Ticomaya with a total of 15 votes.

However, after an inventory of our warehouse there were only a few Trident gum wrappers found of the original first place prize.

We transmit our congratulations and condolences.

H.W. Trilby
Accounting Director

I humbly accept this award ... you like me, you really like me!

Well deserved, Tico! If we took the cumulative votes for all your impersonation entries, the number would be astronomical and could never be surpassed!

I just found this thread. This is great!
Totally classic, my friends.

Too funny.

And you were grumbling about the lack of lighthearted humor on A2K.! Sheesh grrl we got it goin on!

People should stop carping about Asian carp!!!

I still am not..

Carpe diem.

I sad.
no-one thought i was worthy

I caught a bunch of Asian carp today and I'm hiding them in a big bucket in my shed outback. I'm going to cook them up on the barbie while the kids are off at school. I'll share them with Mompad, but only if she agrees to eat them while topless.