@realjohnboy,
okay let's look at this logically
saints have, like, magic powers (miracles) and have god on their side, so it's pretty obvious they can beat cardinals, now saint francis of assisi might be sympathetic, but that's probably not enough, so the saints win
it's a given colts are bigger than ravens, but they're also just young horses, the ravens can swoop around them, peck their eyes out and the colts are done, so the ravens win
this is the tricky one, both tough customers and the cowboys have guns however vikings are probably tougher than cowboys in my estimation, and they're playing in the cold which gives vikings the advantage, coming as they do from cold climates, so vikings win
the last one is obvious, the jets win, fly in strafe the field, soften up the chargers, a few missile strikes to cut off their power supply, a charger is useless without it's power supply, then drop a bomb or too, so jets win
on to the next round
we know the saints have magic (miracles) and god on their side, but the vikings have gods on their side, it's gonna be a pigskin ragnarok, vikings win
hmm, ravens against jets, both can fly and the jets have all the weapons, but they don't have sully, a few ravens sacrifice themselves in the engines, jets crash, armaments explode, take a few other jets with them, ravens win
this last one is tough, odin had two ravens, so he's likely to favour his buddies and help them, he is however the main norse god, and with out the support of the vikings (aka belief) he's sunk, so who wins
nobody, the first ever superbowl to end in a tie
