I WANT AN ELECTRIC TRUFFLE SLICER FOR CHRISTMAS

@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

DAVID, at least 2 people had already brought up the "electric truffle" point
and we told each one to shut up and sit down.

I did not read the thread. I am pretty good at being lazy because I practice a lot.
I will start gnashing my teeth and renting out my garments
as soon as I get up enuf enthusiasm.

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@OmSigDAVID,

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I am pretty good at being lazy because I practice a lot.

You are not lazier than me and I reject any implication that you are... but renting you garments is a vastly superior idea ...all this time I have been rending them..very expensive, no profit margin.

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@OmSigDAVID,

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I will start gnashing my teeth and renting out my garments

That was funny. Did you plan it?

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@tsarstepan,

Is that a painting of a truffle ? I dont see a woman in it. And Picasso, didnt he make a fortune franchising pizzerias ?

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@Ionus,

That's the power and ambiguity of cubism for ya! Razz

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@tsarstepan,

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That's the power and ambiguity of cubism for ya!

I am going to pretend to know exactly what you are talking about with a witty comeback "Oh, yeah, make me ! " and then go have some lunch.

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@Ionus,

Don't worry about it as I usually don't know what I'm talking about either! Mad

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@dadpad,

They dig up truffles in the forests around here.

There are several murders each year in the truffle wars. It's like the drug trade. I wouldn't buy them at any price.

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

Is that a painting of a truffle ? I dont see a woman in it. And
Picasso, didnt he make a fortune franchising pizzerias ?

There 's a really wonderful restaurant bearing his name
in the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas! (Take the escalator one floor down.)

David

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@boomerang,

Perhaps that should be the next great HBO crime drama!
Truffle Wars!

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

David wrote:
I will start gnashing my teeth and renting out my garments

That was funny. Did you plan it?

Sure; I set u up.

(I was chasing the deer, too.)

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

Quote:
I am pretty good at being lazy because I practice a lot.
You are not lazier than me and I reject any implication that you are... but renting you garments is a vastly superior idea ...all this time I have been rending them..very expensive, no profit margin.

My lethargy is exceeded ONLY by my torpor.
I have 3 speeds: stroll, mosey and loiter, and I 'm at least 5 times uglier than u -- so there !!!

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@OmSigDAVID,

Don't get me going on the Vegas Bellagio. Ventilation through ears. (No, I haven't been there.)

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@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

Don't get me going on the Vegas Bellagio. Ventilation through ears. (No, I haven't been there.)

Its very beautiful and spacious, in addition to housing one of my favorite restaurants.
In its lobby, u pass under an arch of colored water shooting from one flower bed to another; very creative.
It's very comfortable in there.

One thing that I deemed in (at least) bad taste:
a sign on the main entrance doors against children.
It discriminates against children.

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@OmSigDAVID,

I'm not a fan of faux. And the Bellagio is a belligerant faux.

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@OmSigDAVID,

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and I 'm at least 5 times uglier than u -- so there !!!

I will see your 5 times uglier than me, and raise you ! I am 7 times uglier than me ! match that or fold...
You got to know when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to run

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

Quote:
and I 'm at least 5 times uglier than u -- so there !!!
I will see your 5 times uglier than me, and raise you ! I am 7 times uglier than me ! match that or fold...
You got to know when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to run

OK, I 'm out.

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@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

I'm not a fan of faux. And the Bellagio is a belligerant faux.

HOW? Where did thay go rong?

(I hope u won 't say in the Bellagio.)

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@farmerman,

Crazy Amazon -- revealing my taste in literature. I was also searching for Spanish language history books for my friend in Argentina.

This should be the correct truffle shaver link:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=truffle+shaver&x=0&y=0

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@Lightwizard,

Damn Amazon won't let me link signed out? How do they expect users to recommend something? Here's the Google search so you can get those pigs a-diggin'

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=truffle+shaver&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS331US331&ie=UTF-8

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