Red Beard Pete: Settle down, settle down, settle down. Ahoy! Maties! I welcome ye to the fourth annual pirate convention. I be your moderator Red Beard Pete. We first like to thank the good people of the Milwaukee Holiday Inn for the accommodations. Not our first choice but there was no vacancy at our favorite hotel the Ritz CA-R-R-R-R-R-R-LTON.
Red Beard Pete: All right, all right we don´t need a roll call. Ok, first order of business. Picking a location for next year´s convention. Any ideas?
Red Beard Pete: Maybe. Anyone else?
Pirate 1: MADAGASCA-R-R-R-R-R-R!
Red Beard Pete: Nice one.
Red Beard Pete: Hmmm, Boston? Kind of an odd choice.
Dinkins: Bear with me. We can drive there and when we arrive, we can PA-R-R-RK THE CA-R-R-R IN THE HA-R-R-R-RVAR-R-R-RD YA-R-R-R-R-RD!!!
-- Pirate Convention (SNL, Season 31: Episode 11)