@Ticomaya,
That emoticon! I'll kill everything in this apartment! HEEEEYAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
<goes to cabinet and arm-swipes entire collection of novelty beer cans all over the living room and begins stomping them in a mad frenzy.>
<Suddenly the television comes on and there is Obama speaking at his news conference. He stops in mid-scream and is calm again.>
I mean, come on, just look at this guy take questions. He is so
not an incompetent tool!