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Fri 20 Feb, 2009 01:49 pm
In general, I mean.
If you doubt me, just think about this scenario. You're at a bar with a couple buddies. They are roughly the same size. One is a cigar-chomping, Hummer-driving conservative redneck with a crew cut and a simple outlook on life. The other is a granola-eating, pot-smoking environmentalist with a pony tail and a nuanced "hold hands and sing kumbaya" kind of attitude.
A fight breaks out. Which one do you want on your side?
So you see, my theory is sound and irrefutable!
Of course there is a tiny percentage of liberals and conservatives that don't fit these two descriptions, but overall, liberals are pussies.
@kickycan,
What about a toothpick-chomping, hybrid-driving, green-farming liberal?
How about a long haired, environmentally conscious anti war dope smoker who finds assholes annoying and would happily break a bottle and stick it in your throat if a bar fight broke out?
Uh-huh . . . World War I, we were dragged into that by Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat. World War II, we entered that war under the leadership of Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat. The Korean War, brought to you by Harry Truman, a Democrat. Then there's Vietnam . . . take your pick, John Kennedy or Lyndon Johnson, both Democrats.
Maw . . . git down my shootin' iron . . . i'm agoin' to New Yawk do deal with another a them liberal pussies who's agivin' us all a bad name . . .
I dunno, I've known some pretty tough liberals and some pussy conservatives.
L'k wrote:I've known some pretty tough liberals and some pussy conservatives.
The ones I knew were mostly conservative pussies..
I knew also some tough liberal pussies..
@kickycan,
there is a tactical advantage to being underestimated, the viet cong taught me that.
funny, the most liberal person i know is a guy about 5'6" 140 pounds and is a tai chi master, i saw him beat the hell out of a half a dozen karate black belts...... at once, they never touched him.
now i'm studying tai chi.
Im a student of Glock-fu.
They don't come a lot more liberal than George McGovern, but he was a war hero.
@kickycan,
Most mafiosi are liberals.
Compared to Bush, Nixon was a liberal.
@farmerman,
farmerman saith
Quote:Most mafiosi are liberals.
that's because they run the unions
In the case kicky describes, I want all the granola eatin' lesbians on my side.
@chai2,
Ah, that's a category I forgot. Lesbians are badasses, whatever their party affiliation.
Your theory doesn't fly, kicky. I've known far too many dope-smoking, peace-loving liberals on my side of town who would kick your natural ass in a hot minute if provoked.
I knew a guy that used to be a gay basher. He and his two friends went out one time in the mid-70's looking for a queer to beat up. They started following this guy out of a gay bar. They had him cornered in an alley. Suddenly the man turned to them and said "the only thing I like better than sucking cock is kicking ass!"
He sent all three of them to the hospital. The gay basher never bashed another gay again.
Never generalize!
Tucker Carlson is such a vagina.
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