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All liberals are pussies.

 
 
Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 01:49 pm
In general, I mean.

If you doubt me, just think about this scenario. You're at a bar with a couple buddies. They are roughly the same size. One is a cigar-chomping, Hummer-driving conservative redneck with a crew cut and a simple outlook on life. The other is a granola-eating, pot-smoking environmentalist with a pony tail and a nuanced "hold hands and sing kumbaya" kind of attitude.

A fight breaks out. Which one do you want on your side?

So you see, my theory is sound and irrefutable!

Of course there is a tiny percentage of liberals and conservatives that don't fit these two descriptions, but overall, liberals are pussies.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 02:06 pm
@kickycan,
What about a toothpick-chomping, hybrid-driving, green-farming liberal?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 02:16 pm
How about a long haired, environmentally conscious anti war dope smoker who finds assholes annoying and would happily break a bottle and stick it in your throat if a bar fight broke out?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 02:29 pm
Uh-huh . . . World War I, we were dragged into that by Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat. World War II, we entered that war under the leadership of Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat. The Korean War, brought to you by Harry Truman, a Democrat. Then there's Vietnam . . . take your pick, John Kennedy or Lyndon Johnson, both Democrats.

Maw . . . git down my shootin' iron . . . i'm agoin' to New Yawk do deal with another a them liberal pussies who's agivin' us all a bad name . . .
littlek
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 02:39 pm
I dunno, I've known some pretty tough liberals and some pussy conservatives.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 02:49 pm
L'k wrote:
I've known some pretty tough liberals and some pussy conservatives.


The ones I knew were mostly conservative pussies..

I knew also some tough liberal pussies..
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:11 pm
@kickycan,
there is a tactical advantage to being underestimated, the viet cong taught me that.

funny, the most liberal person i know is a guy about 5'6" 140 pounds and is a tai chi master, i saw him beat the hell out of a half a dozen karate black belts...... at once, they never touched him.

now i'm studying tai chi.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:14 pm
Im a student of Glock-fu.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:15 pm
They don't come a lot more liberal than George McGovern, but he was a war hero.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:16 pm
@kickycan,
Most mafiosi are liberals.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:29 pm
Compared to Bush, Nixon was a liberal.
kuvasz
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:31 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman saith
Quote:
Most mafiosi are liberals.

that's because they run the unions Wink
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:33 pm
In the case kicky describes, I want all the granola eatin' lesbians on my side.
kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:41 pm
@chai2,
Ah, that's a category I forgot. Lesbians are badasses, whatever their party affiliation.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 03:49 pm
http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/carlson.tucker.jpg
"I kick yo ass, sucka!"
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 04:55 pm
@joefromchicago,
joefromchicago wrote:

http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/carlson.tucker.jpg
"I kick yo ass, sucka!"


HA!
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eoe
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 05:09 pm
Your theory doesn't fly, kicky. I've known far too many dope-smoking, peace-loving liberals on my side of town who would kick your natural ass in a hot minute if provoked.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 06:19 pm
@eoe,
word...
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 06:59 pm
I knew a guy that used to be a gay basher. He and his two friends went out one time in the mid-70's looking for a queer to beat up. They started following this guy out of a gay bar. They had him cornered in an alley. Suddenly the man turned to them and said "the only thing I like better than sucking cock is kicking ass!"

He sent all three of them to the hospital. The gay basher never bashed another gay again.

Never generalize!
Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 20 Feb, 2009 07:02 pm
Tucker Carlson is such a vagina.
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