My nearest AMISH neighbor was all full of himself last week. He stopped by the farm in his buggy with these huge handles sticking out the back. When I came over to greet him he jumped out and sid
"I done my Christmas Shopping fer mom"
(Amish always call their wives "mom" because they usually have 8 or
"I got er a new wheelbarrah"
"Wow, you are an old softy you shoulda bought her something practical" Sez I
"Well you know how shes always in the garden and she doesn't have a good wheelbarrah fe r haulin manure"
"So Id like ta hide it in yer barn till Christmas Eve so I can surprise her" He said
"Ya gonna rap it?"