What should I get my wife for Christmas

...and so will you, to accompany the black eye(s)...with that gift!!

How about giving her some pampering products and a love letter? She will surely appreciate it if you sincerely gave it to her

My nearest AMISH neighbor was all full of himself last week. He stopped by the farm in his buggy with these huge handles sticking out the back. When I came over to greet him he jumped out and sid

"I done my Christmas Shopping fer mom"
(Amish always call their wives "mom" because they usually have 8 or
10 kids)

"I got er a new wheelbarrah"

"Wow, you are an old softy you shoulda bought her something practical" Sez I

"Well you know how shes always in the garden and she doesn't have a good wheelbarrah fe r haulin manure"

"So Id like ta hide it in yer barn till Christmas Eve so I can surprise her" He said

"Ya gonna rap it?"

I say wheelbarrah.

I also have an urge to grow a beard.

Yesterday I 'ad a sanwidge that tasted a bit amish.

This series of coincidences seem to be more than coincidental.

Do you think that the Amish are genetically linked to cockney from the dim and distant past.

you need a good hat. Also, no more buttons on anything

Let your wife know how special she is by giving her a unique and thoughtful gift that is according to what she really wants. If she is interested in gardening, you can give her a garden tool kit or a planter box. If she like going to the beach or picnic, then, you can give her a unique circle beach towel or basket. You can also give her a pamper gift set, ceramic ring dish or personalize keepsake.

You can gift her a necklace.

Maybe even a pearl one.

You may gift your wife a some perfume, necklace or Yankee candles.

Hello chotki! Hope you're doing well.

I think you can gift your wife a diamond necklace. Girls like this kind of jewelry a lot.

A calendar.

A calendar trimmed with lace.

An apology? Christmas is over.

Jewelry is better option

If you are the serious stiff kind of guy be ridiculous for her publicly and go for a "Serenata" (singing) or something of the sort. Women love men that have that kind of courage. Being silly for the love of your life demonstrates you can really walk the mile when things are not so good. It also shows sense of humour and intelligence when you can target yourself and laugh.

Gift her a basket of beauty products and some fragrances. Rest depends on her interest.