10
   

what is your worst christmas nightmare?

 
 
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 04:57 am
We all have our little insecurities that somehow tend to surface when special occassions like christmas come closer. what would be your worst fear or insecurity that you want to hide this christmas from your friends and family.
 
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 05:20 am
That someone would actually assume everyone celebrates Christmas.

Wait, that's already happening.
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 05:48 am
I have nothing to hide. My friends and so-called family know I'm not a christian, and that my only response to events such as christmas and easter is annoyance that the damned stores are closed.
laughoutlood
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 07:27 am
@mikegardez,
I'll be hiding my inordinate fondness for singing xmas carols.

tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 07:50 am
@mikegardez,
mikegardez wrote:

what would be your worst fear or insecurity that you want to hide this christmas from your friends and family.

Zombie apocalypse happens and I've been severely bitten by a particularly virulent (100% infection rate) zombie.

That or...










...

the Whole Foods Online Discount Voucher Codes I got online from sh!tty online spammers whom basically ended up stealing my identity and drained my bank account dry and maxed out all my credit cards.
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 10:15 am
Being be sexually aroused by roast turkeys. Please let me have one Christmas where I don't shag the dinner.
eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 11:40 am
@izzythepush,
Brings a whole new meaning to stuffing the turkey.
lmur
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 01:31 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
He's some baysht.
0 Replies
 
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 01:40 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
That's what my gran says, every sodding year.
0 Replies
 
thack45
 
  1  
Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2018 01:51 pm
That the president will take back the generous permission he gave us to freely wish a merry christmas if the border wall is not funded
mikegardez
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 12:04 am
@jespah,
Well, that’s a pretty realistic nightmare you have…
0 Replies
 
mikegardez
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 12:05 am
@Setanta,
stores are closed, what type of stores are you talking about?
0 Replies
 
mikegardez
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 12:07 am
@laughoutlood,
It’s nothing to hide silent night, its cold outside are damn addictive….
0 Replies
 
mikegardez
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 12:10 am
@tsarstepan,
Are you kidding, zombie apocalypse aint a nightmare it’s a dream come true dude.
0 Replies
 
mikegardez
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 12:12 am
@izzythepush,
Well we all wanted to stuff the turkey at some point in our life….
0 Replies
 
mikegardez
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 12:40 am
@thack45,
One word “TRUMP” worst ******* nightmare of all.
0 Replies
 
sakshirathor12
 
  -1  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 05:07 am
@mikegardez,
nothing....
0 Replies
 
hightor
 
  3  
Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2018 06:27 am
I see a city street, the sidewalks overflowing with desperate people in a hurry, weirdly bearded men in red costumes are panhandling, the annoying sound of singing rodents combined with the sound of crying children is deafening, and the bells...did I mention the incessant bells? Ding...ding-ding...ding-a-ling...ding...ding-ding...ding-a-ling...ding...ding-ding...ding-a-ling...ding...ding-ding...ding-a-ling...ding...ding-ding...ding-a-ling...
0 Replies
 
simrangoyal
 
  0  
Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2018 04:30 am
@mikegardez,
Merry Christmas to one and all! Personally, my holidays kinda ended a few weeks ago when I didn't need to light anymore candles for ...
0 Replies
 
peter486
 
  0  
Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2018 05:38 am
@mikegardez,
everyone is dancing in Xmas party but I am not (also ca't know the reasons)
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

The Holly Jolly Christmas Thread - Discussion by edgarblythe
'Tis the season... - Discussion by Nick Ashley
The War on Christmas. - Discussion by Diest TKO
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Discussion by edgarblythe
A Thread to Express Love of Christmas - Discussion by edgarblythe
Lets have a geeky christmas! - Discussion by tsarstepan
Does your office do Christmas? - Discussion by tsarstepan
What Christmas Means To Me - Question by blueveinedthrobber
 
  1. Forums
  2. » what is your worst christmas nightmare?
Copyright © 2020 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.03 seconds on 08/08/2020 at 06:44:14