You can keep your socks on

I hope Diane is too, guessing she is just getting home, but I've been wrong, even very wrong. We had a funny, almost, mixup in the last day. Hoping Dys' numbers work out ok, or at least keep improving like they are.

Don't make me come over there and read Tacitus to you. Especially since I suppose you've already read it. (Plus, you know I have a monotone..)
Get better and get on home.

(I have a new restaurant, but I won't tell you until you get home...)

Mine was pretty good, really. I just wasn't in a position to appreciate it.

last evening the issues re cathater was because of enlarged prostrate so the doc gave me "flomax and I peed like the nile river all night and woke ithis morning urine saturated al thru my bed c lothes and sheets/blankets/ very nice nurse got me all cleaned up at 5 a.m. this morning and then brought me a cuppa tea, right now I'm ahappy camper. hope to hear from Lady this morning.

Wow. Talk about overdose?

but.. frankly.. Im glad to hear it worked

Mornin, Bob.

one could make comments about one being full of well you know and vinegar, but one will not make such comment sat this time

I'm glad that no-one will make such remarks about one being full of well you know and vinegar!


Good morning, dys! Hope, you'll get a good breakfast.

Remember that those made-up book titles from grade school?
Like..
The Yellow River by I. P. Freely

Just kinda came to mind.

doc just left, I am discharged, Lady D Is on her way to pick me up

Well THAT'S a wonderful bit of news to start the day. I'm glad things are looking up, dys.

WOO-HOO! Excellent news!

Now that all that ink has been drained from you, do you think you'll still be able to write your name in the sand?


Really good to hear that you'll be back in your own bed, at home with the Nun before lunch time. What's for lunch?

Great idea, George. Here's some more giggles for Dys from BBB:

The Clifftop Accident by Eileen Dover
Elegant Cars by Iona Ferrari
Map Making by Easton West
Litigation Techniques by Sue Yu
A Risky Way To Earn Money' by Robin Banks
Caught Short' by I. P. Freely
A Life In Blue Movies by Ivor Biggun
The Long Journey To Paris by Francis Faraway
Hostile To Culture by Phyllis Tyne
The Reluctant Jockey by Willie Winnarace
Singing In Pubs by Carrie Okey
On The Beach by C. Shaw
The Mechanic by Jack A. Carup
Golf For Beginners by T. Ingoff
Bladder Health by I.P. Daly
Great Breakfast Recipes by Hammond Eggs
The End of an Error by E. Racer
The Basics of Proctology by Ben Dover
Under the Bleachers by Seymore Butts.
The Open Kimono by Seymore Hare
A Refined Way To Travel by Orson Carriage
'The Sheep With No Wool by Shaun Allover
How I Became The Karaoke Champion Of India by Gerrupta Singh
Sweets Of Our Time by Candi Kane
Weapons Of War by Art Illeree
More Weapons Of War by Miss I. L. Launcher
The Letters We Use by Alf Arbett
Ten-Pin by Bo Lingalley
A Study Of Mathematics by D. Vision & Ad Ishun
Rice Growing Made Simple by Paddy Fields
How To Make Honey by B. Keeping
Constructing Skyscrapers by Bill Dingsite
See More Teeth by O.Penmouth
The Contingency Plan by Justin Case
My Crazy Life by Batsin D. Belfry
All About Occam by Ray Zorzedge
Anger Management by Flip U. DeByrd
The New Existentialism by Toby Ornottoby
Inside The Bunny Ranch by Amanda Licknblow
Making Money by Bill Fold
Handling Sibling Rivalry by Sharon Sharalike
1001 Laughs A Minute by Joe Kerr
Your Heart And You by Angie O. Graham
How To Get Ahead In Life by Watt A. Nass
Trannylicious by Adam Sapple
The Wisdom of Baghdad Bob by Major Lee D. Feated
The Hollywood Diet by Annie Rexia
Superficial by Faye Slift
The Breakfast In Bed Cookbook by Hammond Eggs
Praise Him! by Hal E. Luya
The Art of Self-Defense by Holden McGroin
The Book of Party Etiquitte by Kay Ken Kofee
Famous Sayings by Helen Highwater
A Form Of Praise by Neil Downe
Xmas Songs In Church by Carole Service
My Favourite Simon & Garfunkel Lyrics by Rosemary N. Thyme
Which Meat To Choose? by B. Forlamb
Help Required by Len Dayhand
The Best Dish On The Menu by Sir Loinsteak
Much Loved Pizza Toppings by Pepe Roni & Ann Chovies
Cooking Food Quickly by Mike Rowave
Bad Luck All Round by Des Astor & Cal Amity
How To Greet A Stranger by Sheik N. Hans
Bogart: A Life In Film by Cassie Blanca
Memorization Techniques by Drew A. Blanc
The Vicar's Life by Hugh Morless
Famous Mishaps In History by Dee Zaster
Proper Sleeping Techniques by Payne N. DeNeque
Life Inside Windsor Palace by Roy L. Ball
Travel Games for Kids by Ari Deryet
A Look Inside Sapphic Society by Les Beahan
Burps, Farts and Other Rude Noises by X.Q. Schmee
Surprising Things You Never Knew by Al B. Dammd
Housebreaking Your Pet by P. Oliver DeFleur
Medicine By Any Other Name... by Jen Erick
Ten Easy Steps to Becoming A Morning Person by Eurasmus B. Draggin
Queen of the Double Wide by Iona Trailer
The Easy Guide to Family Traveling by Cara Van
Pop Psychology by Norm Al Gai
Sinking Ships by Lou Slipps
Tender Expressions by Olive Yu
How to Get More Back On Your Taxes by Lou Pole
Home On The Range by Barb Dwyer
He Said What? by Shirley Eugeste
Timeless Love Songs by Sam & Janet Evening
Semper Fi - My Life As A Military Wife by Maureen Core
Piracy on the High Seas by Peg Legg.
A Brief History of Bricks by Stone Mason
Recursion For Dummies by Ray Cursion
The Surfer and the Tsumani by Rip Tide
The Hunt by Dick Cheney
The Secret Language of Birds by Nesta Robins
Catchphrases of Starfleet Captains by May Kitso
Frying Eggs by Sunny Sideup
How NOT to Write Scripts by Holly Oaks
How to Cure the Blues by I Wearsum Red
The Films of Macaulay Culkin by Homer Lone
A Pennsylvanian City by Phil Adelphia
A Log On My Head by Ed Wood
Two Logs On My Head by Edward Wood
Three Logs On My Head by Edward Woodward
Coming Up With A Plan by Ivan Idea
How To Educate Children by T. Ching
Wrestling In The WWE by Ivor Fixedfight
Popular British Comedy Movies by Carrie N. Camping
Horatio Nelson: A Biography by I. C. Noships
Oliver Hardy: A Biography by Anne Otherfinemess
'Three Parts Of The Body by Tony Hart
A Life Down Under by Oz Tralia
Sweets I've Never Tried by Rhys S. Pieces
The Man In The Mask & Mulitcoloured Suit by Harley Quinn
The Films Of Peter Fonda & Dennis Hopper by E. Zeeryder
Knocked Out by C. Ingstars
Change From A Condom Machine by Johnny Cash
How To Make Your White T-Shirt Red by Dai Yorclothes
Film Quotes From The Governor Of California by I. L. Beebak
Stealing Bottlecaps From A Russian Bottle Factory by Whodya Nikka Popbottletopoff
The Making Of Jurassic Park by Di Nosaws
Games For Children by Hans Neeson Bumpsadaisy
Clutching At Straws While Writing This List by N. E.
The Secret Life of a Trollop by Sum Yung Ho
I got nuthin' by M. T. Pockets
Extreme Weather Conditions by Tor Naydoh
Help Me! by May Day
A Breeze Is Blowing by Wynne D. Weather
The First Thing To Do When Constructing A Swimming Pool by Digger Hole
Sound Advice by Luke B. Foryouleep
Identifying Fruits & Vegetables by Tom Artoe & Art E. Chokes
Fun At The Swimming Baths by Di Vingboard
Games From Your Youth by Pat R. Cake
A Substitute For Butter by Marge Areen
The Shortcut by D. Tour
What Makes The Most Noise? by M. T. Vessels
Modern Aircraft by Harry R. Jumpjet
Handling Hemherroids by Arsen Fyre
Plumbing For Dummies by Dwayne Pipe
The Game's Afoot by Hugh Dunitt
Manners Matter by Huhgo First
Foot Fetishes by Iva Bunion
America, Land of Diversity by Mel Tingpot
The Life and Times of Snoop Dog and Willie Nelson by S. Moe Queed
Does Size Matter? by Ivor Biggwon
Courage In the Face of Fear by Azheet Midrawrz
Robotics in the 21st Century by Anne Droid
The New Wee Willy Winky by Oliver Towne
So You're Single...Get Over It! by N. D. Nyle
The World Is My Oyster by Meg Alomaniack
The Irreverent School Boy by S. A. Creligious
All For One by Hugh Nanimus
The Flood Heard 'Round the World by Noah Zark
The Problem With Truancy by Marcus Abcent
Traveling the Orient on a Budget by Rick Shaw
From Weed to Feed - The New Salad Greens by Dan D. Lyons
I Have A Headache And Other Excuses by Yu No Funn
Huggable You by Ted D. Bear
The History of America by Lana DeFree and Homer DeBrave
The Heroes of 9/11 by Les Twee Forgett
Good Intentions by Helena Handbasket
More Captains, More Catchphrases by Ray Da Lert and Bette El Stations
How To Use The Transporters On A Galaxy Class Starship by N. R. Jize
The Gushing Waters of China by Wang Long Pe

Is you home yet? Have the animules all had their kisses and hugs? Are you settled and comfy in bed? What's for lunch? What's a good schedule for anyone calling? Need anything?

Great news! Just remember to take it easy and follow Dr.'s orders.

Hope you are home by now, Bob. Great stuff.

Yup yup, good news

Take it slow. ya hear!

(((((((((Big Huge Gentle Hug))))))))))

blood culture indicates I still have an infection (possibly from IV site) no home today, maybe tomorrow , my stress level has gone into over-drive.

Bummer.

Oh dear.

Can you breathe in slowly to the count of four and then breathe out slowly to the count of four? (Humour me, even though you never liked me.)

Take nice long slow breaths and tell yourself you're better off going home when you're healthier than rushing it and -- dog forbid -- having to return to hospital!