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perfect for entertaining

 
 
Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:03 pm
so I'm watching this program on the telly, it's a "reality" program about this couple looking for their first house. They are touring houses for sale and that's basically the entire program. as they tour each house the lady says "this is perfect for entertaining" or "this isn't really a good floor-plan for entertaining." I'm thinking "good for entertaining" is probably the lowest criteria I would have for buying a house.
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:05 pm
Nobody wants to come visit you anyway.

Joe(So, that's that.)Nation
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:11 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Nobody wants to come visit you anyway.

Joe(So, that's that.)Nation
**** you.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:13 pm
I find it highly entertaining to even have a house.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:14 pm
@dyslexia,
That's because you're such a curmudgeon and a poop. We had to sit outside at your place, for heaven's sake. What? We're not good enough to sit inside?
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:16 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

That's because you're such a curmudgeon and a poop. We had to sit outside at your place, for heaven's sake. What? We're not good enough to sit inside?
eat **** and die you bitch-woman from hell.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:17 pm
@dyslexia,
Yeah.

entertaining seems the least of your worries, pops...

you live in the firkin desert.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:17 pm
@dyslexia,
At least that was politer than FU Smile I thank you for that.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:18 pm
@dyslexia,
Ill bet your place smells like cat piss so you never have to worry about entertaining anything on two legs.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:24 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Ill bet your place smells like cat piss so you never have to worry about entertaining anything on two legs.
exactly
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:26 pm
@dyslexia,
my kinda guy.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:28 pm
Sally-dog thinks anyone that comes to the front door is an intruder and she's obligated to defend the house, she also thinks anyone who comes in thru the garage is family and licks them to death. Thomas, Edgar and Walter always come in thru the garage. When Mame came to visit I told her to just ring the front doorbell and surely someone would let her in.
Diane
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:28 pm
OMG, every post on here is so true!!

Our neirghbors call us "Those People." Sigh.

Forgot to clean the litter box today. Glad no one is coming for a visit. Whew!
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:29 pm
@dyslexia,
Dys is an old curmudgeon.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:33 pm
@dyslexia,
I always figured you for the gallivanting Bruce Wayne archetype Dys
http://www.shadowandact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fundraiser01.jpg

Was I wrong?



Wink
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:34 pm
@tsarstepan,
no, tzar, that's pretty accurate.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:40 pm
When I visited, the butler remained discretely out of sight.
boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:44 pm
Oh my gosh! Would you look at this place!?

This thread is fabulous -- just perfect for entertaining!

I can't believe what you've done to the place, dys. It's divine!
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:46 pm
@edgarblythe,
So, I'm chopped liver? I come through the garage except when it is shut in winter or because of thieves.

But wait, Sally herself is very entertaining..
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:47 pm
@boomerang,
Never own a Maine Coon cat if you "enetertain" a lot. They always have a delightful habit of yakkin up a hairball in front of everybody.

HEY! We can send hairballs down to Louisiana to suck up the oil spill.
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