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Thank you all, for your political support

 
 
Eva
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 04:52 pm
@cicerone imposter,
cicerone imposter wrote:

Important question: Will your Carrousel run clockwise or counter-clockwise?


Counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere, c.i.
Clockwise in Oceania, of course.
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blatham
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:01 pm
@fbaezer,
Quote:
This is how polls are going in Oceania.

Good job msolga, dlowan, et al!
Could any of you go and convince those darned kiwis? I'm looking for an Oceanic landslide.


Sure! Fbuck Micronesia. How typical.
fbaezer
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:12 am
These are the polls in Mexico and Central America. A cinch... but Craven must work more in Costa Rica.

http://www.softwarefx.com/SfxPictures/sfxgallery/full/RegionalCentralAmerica.png
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fbaezer
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:37 am
And this is how we're doing in the US. Doesn't look so easy.

http://monarch.tamu.edu/~smrs/12484547.gif
Eva
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 12:37 pm
@fbaezer,
Thanks, Pancho.
I'm glad to see my efforts are making a difference here in Oklahoma.
Blatham has some serious work to do in Oregon, though.
(Have you straightened him out yet?)
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 04:39 pm
@blatham,
Laughing
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:17 pm
@fbaezer,
I think FL is leaning Baez with their Hispanic population. Also, all those red states are open for take-over by Baez, because the republicans are lost, and they don't especially care for the McCain/Palin ticket. McCain couldn't even get republicans to follow his "leadership" in Washington DC recently.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:41 pm
@fbaezer,
Why isn't Lake Michigan supporting you?
ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:47 pm
@blatham,
The Canajun votes were cast on Tuesday.

There's a space behind the second brick on the left above the back door. I'll be checking for your 'mail' regularly.

The Canajaun vote count release can be expected shortly after the 'mail' delivery.
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:47 pm
@cicerone imposter,
What can I say?
c.i. has been tremendously helpful for our lead in California.

I just received a report from my polling team.
We are ahead in several key demographic categories, such as:
-Well-travelled Asian-Americans
-Landscape designers in New Mexico
-People who confuse Oklahoma with Venice

We trail Obama in:
-Thrice divorced marriage counselors
-Overweight transgendered beauty queens

We trail McCain in:
-People who have breakfast in IHOP every day, but don't drink the juice
-Knights of Pithias in rural Nebraska

+ we have a landslide outside the US.
fbaezer
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:49 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Why isn't Lake Michigan supporting you?


Them fish must be Communist.
(I believe the light blue color goes for the Communist party, since the GOP chose the red color first).

Mmm. Or perhaps they're libertarian.

Will ask the pollsters.
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Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:50 pm
@fbaezer,
I considered a subversive movement in Kansas, and a coordination with your brother, but Kansas will die red.

(lotsa little cj's runnin' round us...)
fbaezer
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:56 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:


(lotsa little cj's runnin' round us...)


OMG, Are they armed?
Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:59 pm
@fbaezer,
of course.

(concealed carry is a new craze, ask your bro, I am right outside his venue)
fbaezer
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:07 pm
@Rockhead,
Somehow I feel more insecure now.







This runnin' for Prez thing must be getting into my nerves.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:21 pm
@fbaezer,
fbaezer wrote:

Rockhead wrote:


(lotsa little cj's runnin' round us...)


OMG, Are they armed?



Part of the definition of a little cj.
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:23 pm
@fbaezer,
Have a hot glass of milk before bedtime, and all will be fine again tomorrow.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 09:27 pm
@fbaezer,
fbaezer wrote:
-People who confuse Oklahoma with Venice...


Well, what do you expect? I'm stuck here between Rockhead's "Land of Little Cjs" and...um....uh...Texas. Daydreaming is positively required.

Oh! More news from the pollsters is coming in!

It looks like we're now comfortably ahead in these demos as well:
--Former lawyers who haven't had a decent meal in weeks
--Labor organizers who hoard dog food
--Nuns who hand out Alice B. Toklas brownies
--Singers who live in hurricane shelters
--Kansans without guns

Msolga, your requested funding for New Zealand has been approved and is on its way.
EhBeth, you may expect mail delivery tomorrow. Look for a postman wearing a black hoodie and silver Nikes.


Diane
 
  2  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 10:24 pm
@Eva,
As you can see, the Alice B. Toklas brownies have made New Mexico a very happy, easily influenced state. Obama supporters ate some Friday night and are now canvassing to influence other Obama and McCain supporters. Unfortunately, the McCain supporters can't hear the truth, in other words, selective listening.

BTW Eva and ehBeth, I see that you didn't recognize Dys in those silver Nikes and the black hoodie. He is determined to get Pancho elected. This is the only time in his life that he has left behind his Stetson and his boots. That's what I call dedication!
Diane
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 10:25 pm
@Diane,
Forgot to mention, the super buds were shipped directly from Portland.
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