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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:28 am
@blatham,
$5 and thank you for the diet option for the enchilada/taco. That was diet, wasn't it?

Oops.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 07:33 am
There were highs. There were lows.
Our passions stormed the towering barricades, then fell back, and then stormed again.
There were great heroes among us. And there were cowards among us too.
The moon turned bloody red. Dogs ran free. The mountains sang.

We shall never forget this time. This grasp toward the stars.

2008. We were there. We lived this moment. We were all a part of it.

Pancho's Wither On The Vine Campaign.

Salut. Salut.
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:13 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:



You could, of course, just pretend...


When have I pretended anything?

(Nice poetry though, specially 'bout the dogs )
blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:21 pm
@fbaezer,
How could one not be inspired, obersturmfuhrer?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:32 pm
@fbaezer,
fbaezer wrote:

blatham wrote:



You could, of course, just pretend...


When have I pretended anything?

(Nice poetry though, specially 'bout the dogs )


I never saw no dogs running free.

And, speaking as a lagomorph, I WOULD have noticed.
blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:50 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
Characteristics
Lagomorphs differ from rodents in that:
...
the male's scrotum is in front of the penis


There's a good joke somewhere there.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 03:04 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Quote:
Characteristics
Lagomorphs differ from rodents in that:
...
the male's scrotum is in front of the penis


There's a good joke somewhere there.



Nope. Not specially.

It don't matter WHERE they are......ALL scrotii are funny.
blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 03:13 pm
@dlowan,
Your thesis is questionable. As an experiment, I googled "scrotum on forehead"
Quote:
Great Selection of scrotum on forehead. Check out the Online Pharmacy for on forehead and the latest scrotum Pharmaceuticals

http://www.onlinepharmacy4u.co.uk/scrotum-on-forehead.htm
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 03:14 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Your thesis is questionable. As an experiment, I googled "scrotum on forehead"
Quote:
Great Selection of scrotum on forehead. Check out the Online Pharmacy for on forehead and the latest scrotum Pharmaceuticals

http://www.onlinepharmacy4u.co.uk/scrotum-on-forehead.htm


What would not be funny about a scrotum on a forehead (except, possibly, for the wearer)?
blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 03:17 pm
@dlowan,
Well, that's it. It does matter where they are. I wasn't arguing the 'they are funny' part.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 03:27 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Well, that's it. It does matter where they are. I wasn't arguing the 'they are funny' part.


Well, the funny part was the argument......I did not contend that there was no meaning at all as regards location...simply that they were funny irrespective of location.

You were misled by my colloquial expression of said idea.


Odd, I thought you would be arguing the funny part....contending that they were glorious soft-leather love-sacks or something.

But I see your eye is clearer than that.


Wink



Hey...we're managing to talk about something other than the goddam US election!

blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:06 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
Odd, I thought you would be arguing the funny part....contending that they were glorious soft-leather love-sacks or something.
But I see your eye is clearer than that.


Yeah. One can imagine Mrs. God, "What were you thinking?!"
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:22 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Quote:
Odd, I thought you would be arguing the funny part....contending that they were glorious soft-leather love-sacks or something.
But I see your eye is clearer than that.


Yeah. One can imagine Mrs. God, "What were you thinking?!"


It would seem that, even for putative gods, sexual matters and rational thought are mutually exclusive.


The PLACEMENT of the whole shebang, on both sexes, is just wrong, too.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:28 pm
@dlowan,
Mrs. God.. they had marriage back then?
blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:52 pm
@ossobuco,
Mrs. God.. they had marriage back then?

Oh, sure. There was a prenup and everything. In the event of problems up the road, He'd get the Overworld and She'd get the other.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 07:13 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Mrs. God.. they had marriage back then?

Oh, sure. There was a prenup and everything. In the event of problems up the road, He'd get the Overworld and She'd get the other.


They thought in firmaments back then.
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 01:09 pm
Talking about marriage, my wife appeared yesterday with a cool "Obama 20.01.09" sleeveless t-shirt.
I never saw her with a "Baez" t-shirt.
Talk about 5th columns!
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 02:52 pm
@fbaezer,
fbaezer wrote:

Talking about marriage, my wife appeared yesterday with a cool "Obama 20.01.09" sleeveless t-shirt.
I never saw her with a "Baez" t-shirt.
Talk about 5th columns!


Nah. She just never wanted you to be hurt when you didn't win.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 02:55 pm
@fbaezer,
A bottle of scotch, a coat hanger, pliers, cigarette lighter...permanent endorsement.
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Sat 1 Nov, 2008 08:00 pm
We interrupt this thread for a personal message:

Fbaezer, please report to your Fantasy Football team and get Holmes off the bench. Thank you very much.

Now.....back to your regularly scheduled programming. . . .
 

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