Thank you all, for your political support

Can we repeat the last line? I mean, we don't care how many times fbaezer's supporters cast votes, do we?

"So vote, and vote
and vote, and vote
and vote, and vote
for Pancho for prez...."

Eva, didn't you use to work for the Mexican PRI party?
This vote and vote and vote scheme sounds oh so familiar to me. It was called "the carrousel".

Fox News Flash!!!

Some are saying that candidate Fbaezer has threatened, on numerous occasions, to put female campaign staffers on a dog leash.

You heard it here first - because you won't ever hear it in the liberal media.

Ah, I see it's hit the airwaves already!

I planted that one, fbaezer. I noticed that nobody on our team was minding the fringe votes. Give this story 24-48 hrs., and we should have no trouble picking up the male chauvinist pig vote, the pro-dogfighting vote, and the dominatrix vote. The red states and San Francisco are ours.

This is how polls are going in Oceania.



Good job msolga, dlowan, et al!
Could any of you go and convince those darned kiwis? I'm looking for an Oceanic landslide.

Eva has studied the demographics throughly.
Now I have a question for her.

Eva, did you pay Palin's advisers to say: "fbaezer's teenage daughter is a thespian and she's performed the act in front of people who paid to see her?"

I concede it's a good way to get the High School thespians' vote -a key demographic group-, but I kind of dislike the wording.

...or perhaps we can bribe them? Threaten to send all their unwanted expats back home (from Oz)?