@chai2,
Barack Obama broke into my locker and defaced my Duran Duran posters.
Barack Obama told everyone about the time you locked yourself out in your underwear.
@chai2,
Barack Obama secretly wears legwarmers.
Barack Obama gave the Marlboro man cancer.
Barack Obama ate my lunch.
Barack Obama harshed my mellow.
Barack Obama is bogarting the joint again.
Barack Obama will borrow your favorite black dress and never return it.
@nimh,
Barack Obama is the one who decided to cut cocaine with baby laxative...
@FreeDuck,
Barack Obama was the one just bouncing around on stage playing the maracas and doing that freaky dance.
@FreeDuck,
Barack Obama sniffs your panties behind your back.
@nimh,
Barack Obama loads the dishwasher without using space wisely.
There's a huge green booger hanging from Barack Obama's nose, yet he continues to smile and talk to you as if he doesn't notice. But he must notice.
He's doing this on purpose. Just like he intentionally pisses on the toilet seat.
Barack Obama uses all the toilet paper and doesn't replace the roll.
Even though there's another roll right there, next to the toilet.
Barack Obama keeps ripping vile, cheese-based farts and blaming the dog.
Barack Obama secretly dresses up like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, and clicks his heels.
@chai2,
Barack Obama sings the cuppycake gumdrop song in his sleep.
Barack Obama killed the radio stars.
Barack Obama saved the Queen, and her fascist regime.
