@jespah,
Barack will tell you to consume sugary treats and between meal snacks...
@Bi-Polar Bear,
barack will tell you to eat food off the floor after 5 seconds have passed...
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Barack will tell you to remove the tag from your mattress...
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Barack will tell you to run with scissors....
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Barack (and Kucinich) will force feed you tofu.
@dyslexia,
And then tell you to go swimming within 10 minutes....
Barack Obama will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, and then NEVER call her again!
Barack Obama came home drunk again last night.
@nimh,
Barack Obama won't buy wrapping paper for your kid's school fundraiser.
Barack Obama doesn't tip.
Barack Obama's attempt to hide the fact that he ate almost all the cookies by carefully putting one of the remaining four cookies in each of the corners of the cookie tin is rather transparent.
Barack Obama will intentionally drink all but one teaspoon of milk, and leave the container in the fridge. How can the liberals condone this behavior?
Barack Obama turned me into a newt.
@chai2,
Sadly, you did not get better.
Barack Obama will not open the pod bay doors.
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama is sorry, he can't do that.
@patiodog,
Barack Obama wants to eliminate Sarah Connor.
Barack Obama once went into a bookstore that was selling a copy of Marx's Communist Manifesto thus proving he's a commie.
Barack Obama knows:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama will call every household in America and ask "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
Barack Obama is 6 points ahead, and McCain has him right where he wants him my friend.
