Best Presidential Candidate for the job ??

Maybe he pulled a Hillary and just miss spoke.

Who is Miss Spoke?

...the country's horrible health care situation.

Hillary is no girl of mine . . . she looks like something a conservative gun-nut dragged in . . . of course, if the choice were Clinton or McBush, i'd hold my nose and vote for her . . .

if the choice were Clinton or McBush,

Who is Miss Spoke, and what has she to do with either Iraq, or the presidential campaign?

H2O,


I tend to like RIM

You might not want another Republican, and/or you might want a Democrat, or what Hillary and Barack stand for and all that - but just one of the three has the right stuff and damn well you all know it.

Advocate wrote:

...the country's horrible health care situation.

Are you lacking health care?

Have a Holly Jolly Islamo-fascism Awareness Week (it's the best time of the year...)

Shame on you, David Horowitz, for not telling us Kossacks that it's Islamo-fascism Awareness Week. It's like Christmas, Easter and Valentine's Day all rolled into one...if those holidays were grounded in fear, paranoia and a total lack of awareness of America's role in fostering the helplessness and desperation that so many young people feel in the Middle East. But at least they all have one thing in common: Chocolate Chocolate CHOCOLATE!

Fortunately, you can still take part in many of the exciting Islamo-fascism Awareness Week activities. Here are a few things you can do to properly observe it:

>> Put up your Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week decorations. Heck, you may still have them up from last October's Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week festivities. (Where does the time go?) Don't forget the piñatas!

>> Go to the mall and taking advantage of all the Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week sales. The White Sale at Macy's is FAB-O.

>> Tonight CBS is running its beloved specials: How the Grinch Stole Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week and The Walton's Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week Miracle. (Have fun in Gitmo, Baldwin sisters!)

>> Gather the family in the living room for the Oiling of the Guns.

>> Exercise your imagination by hating and seething. Three sets, 12 reps each. To get the maximum effect on your body, spend 60 seconds between sets irrationally terrorizing yourself with scary thoughts of dirty A-rabs lurking outside your door with those huge swords like they used in the movie Aladdin. Gradually increase the intensity of your paranoia and you'll be a VIP at the cardiac wing of your local hospital in no time!

>> Spend some quiet time alone re-convincing yourself that the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11 came from Iraq, that they were actually "fascists," and that thoughtful analysis of complex issues is overrated.

>> Be aware of the Islamo-fascists around you. Stay late at work so you can rifle through your coworkers' desks after they've left. Double-check the validity of your spouse's Social Security number and birth certificate. Check your neighbor's garbage for any unusual items (fuses, secret blueprints, food scraps that look Middle-eastern, Islamo-fascist party napkins). Take photos of anything strange and call the proper authorities. If they don't arrive within five minutes, take matters into your own hands.

Above all, spread the spirit of the season by greeting everyone you meet today with a hearty, "Merry Islamo-fascism Awareness Week, sir or madam!" But whatever you do, don't say "Happy holidays" or you'll be aiding the secular-progressives who are trying to ruin the season for us red-blooded God-fearing patriots.

Who is the best Presidential candidate to protect this country
and our allies against Islamic fascist and Islamic terrorism ??