Here's some Bushism consistencies. I know you'll enjoy them. If you want to see more, this is only half of the email I received today.

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Classic Bushisms
Words of wisdom from the mouth of the 43rd President of the United States
"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world -- you know, people focus on the process and not results."
-- (speaking on the Middle East peace process)
Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print
Journalists," June 2, 2003
"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, and as we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, we really don't need anybody's permission."
-- (during a press conference in 2003)
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses
Iraq in National Press Conference," March 6, 2003
"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our
students in America."
Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-Strike
Capability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small Business Remarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of
collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass
production."
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002
"Corporate malfeance [sic] has had an effect on our economy and we need to do something about it."
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally
at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the
most -- not probably -- one of the most real threats we face, and that is
the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and
providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our
allies and our friends blackmail."
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in
Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods
and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve
suffering."
-- (making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating
suffering in Africa)
Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the
meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to
put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all
scratching their heads."
-- (realizing few people understand him when he speaks)
Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
"We've had a great weekend here in the land of the enchanted."
-- (referring to New Mexico, "The Land of Enchantment")
Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Jobs and Growth in Albuquerque," May 12, 2003
"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."
Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At
Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference,
Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7,
2002
"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."
Source: The New York Times, "Reporter's Notebook; Skipping Borders,
Tripping Diction," David E. Sanger, May 28, 2002
"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is
affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is
because there is (sic) too many lawsuits."
Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."
-- (in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills)
Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the Tax Relief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."
-- (speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David)
Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From Camp David, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
"What is life choices about?"
-- (speaking to student athletes)
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Welcomes NCAA Champs," Feb. 24, 2003
"The more money they have in their more pockets -- in their pockets, the
more likely it is that somebody will find work."
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks to the GOP Resort from the Greenbriar Resort," Feb. 9, 2003
"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."
Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful
world, and a more better America..."
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
"Some communities, you say, "Hey, American dream," and they go, "What does that mean?"
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in
Manchester, New Hampshire Welcome," Oct. 5, 2002
"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second- rate
children in America."
Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at
Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
"What is your ambitions?"
-- (speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School)
Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
"We will be steadfast and strong in our desire to make the world more free."
Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at
'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
"When one of us suffer, all of us suffers."
-- (addressing the Pennsylvania coal miners)
Source: The Nation, "W. and the Coal Miners: Photo-op Cover for Anti-worker Policies," David Corn, Aug. 6, 2002
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test."
Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education
Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001
REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the
country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?"
GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's
interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes."
REPORTER: "You don't agree?"
GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to -- I don't get to decide the biggest political
story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting
that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said."
REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?"
GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't
there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It
speaks volumes, if you know what I mean."
-- (sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003)
Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
"We need to thin our forests in America."
-- (on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003)
Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin
Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course -- every citizen needs to hear a voice."
-- (hearing voices in Summerhaven, Arizona)
Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in
Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that."
-- (speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon)
Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time
thinking about myself, about why I do things."
-- (reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation
on earth does not think too much)
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the
President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003
"I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince
Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries."
-- (confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf)
Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print
Journalists," June 2, 2003
"I am the master of low expectations."
Source: Agence France Presse, "Bush Says Middle East Summit 'Met
Expectations'," June 4, 2003
"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we
not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure."
-- (on regime change in the United States)
Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and Australian Prime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
"It will take time to restore chaos and order -- but we -- order out of chaos."
-- (speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq)
Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush Delivers Remarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us."
-- (introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell)
Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on First Anniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorize himself."
Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-Strike Capability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003