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Albuquerque a2k roundup, May 14-19, 2008

 
 
Diane
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 03:02 pm
In Old Town, there are several small plazas where musicians sometimes play. It makes a lovely, relaxing break from shopping and walking.

Bob and I were pleased to see that one art gallery in Old Town had to go out of business. I can't remember the guy's name, but he is the one who paints cute little cottages with light shining through the windows. They are all pretty much alike, yet they sell like hot cakes and they aren't cheap. Cheap sentimentalism. Guess I have a mental block for his name.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 03:09 pm
ha - why would anyone need a break from shopping and walking?? You call yourself a woman?!
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 03:15 pm
Diane
Diane wrote:
In Old Town, there are several small plazas where musicians sometimes play. It makes a lovely, relaxing break from shopping and walking.
Bob and I were pleased to see that one art gallery in Old Town had to go out of business. I can't remember the guy's name, but he is the one who paints cute little cottages with light shining through the windows. They are all pretty much alike, yet they sell like hot cakes and they aren't cheap. Cheap sentimentalism. Guess I have a mental block for his name.

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I despise Thomas Kincaid ---BBB

ticky-tacky houses from "The Painter of Light™"
By Janelle Brown
Mar 18, 2002

To reach The Village at Hiddenbrooke, A Thomas Kinkade Painter of Light™ Community, you must first cross the San Francisco Bay Bridge and drive 30 minutes northeast of the city. You pass the cozy liberal bastion of Berkeley, the smoke-belching oil refineries of Richmond, and cross the girdered Carquinas Bridge before entering the tract-housing grid of suburban Vallejo. Just beyond the Marine World Africa USA theme park -- next to a Smorga Bob's restaurant and a Rite Aid -- there is a freeway signboard with the slogan "Get Away, Every Day. The Village at Hiddenbrooke," which features photographs of green grass, placid golfers and the steak dinners they presumably eat for dinner.

The Village at Hiddenbrooke lies just over the hill from Vallejo, where the city peters out into cow-dotted farmland. Hiddenbrooke is a 2-year-old development of 10 planned communities clustered together on 1,300 acres, with a golf course at the center. Thomas Kinkade's village is its most recent, and most high-profile, addition. Its opening in September drew a crowd of more than 2,000.

The village is, according to its marketing material, a "vision of simpler times," a "neighborhood of extraordinary design and detail" with "cottage-style homes that are filled with warmth and personality" and "garden-style landscaping with meandering pathways, benches, water features and secret places." The covers of the promotional pamphlets feature a Thomas Kinkade painting of a charming, rain-dappled village -- complete with church steeple, families out walking the pet Dalmatian and thickets of flowers.

All of this -- the golfing and steak dinners, the rain-dappled Dalmatian doggies and the happy-go-lucky hollyhocks -- sounds so absolutely charming and idyllic that it isn't surprising that the village doesn't quite live up to its billing. What is surprising, though, is just how far short of the mark it falls. I arrived at Kinkade's Village expecting to be appalled by a horror show of treacly Cotswold kitsch; I was even more horrified by its absence.

The Writer of Dreck™
By Laura Miller

With his appalling new novel, Thomas Kinkade, "The Painter of Light™," makes a strong bid to become the world champion of vapid, money-grubbing kitsch.

To understand the Village, you must first understand who Thomas Kinkade is. Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light™, bills himself as "the nation's most collected living artist." His paintings are typically luminous landscapes of romantic rustic villages, serene rivers, cozy churches, darling stone cottages and flower-strewn cobblestone streets -- or, as he categorizes them on his Web site, "Bridges," "Gazebos," "Seascapes," "Holidays," "Gates," "Inspirational," "Lighthouses" and "Memories."

For every setting, Kinkade chooses a dramatic lighting scenario: neon purple sunsets, glowing cottage windows, tumescent clouds, bright springtime sunshine. His work is sentimental, patriotic, quaint and spiritual, offering the kind of images you might find in turn-of-the-century children's storybooks. Many of his works refer directly to God, prayer and the Scriptures. (Paintings might be titled "The Hour of Prayer" or include a brass plate engraved with a Psalm).

Thomas Kinkade has sold some 10 million works -- "paintings" isn't exactly the right term, since most of the items are merely prints that have been "highlighted" with a few daubs of paint by the "master highlighters" who sit in Kinkade's 350 galleries and do their magic right in front of the customers. These works, much like Beanie Babies, are sold in limited editions, which spurs Kinkade's fans to pay outrageous prices -- thousands of dollars, typically -- for them. (Regardless, his company, Media Arts, is currently in serious financial straits, and has posted losses for four straight quarters).

Kinkade has parlayed his fame into an entire country-cottage industry of Kinkade-licensed products, as seen on QVC -- home furnishings, La-Z-Boy chairs and sofas, wallpaper, linens, china, stationery sets, Hallmark greeting cards and so on. Kinkade has also recently co-authored a novel. The Village at Hiddenbrooke bills itself as the culmination of Kinkade's vision: an actual manifestation of the quaint cottages, charming gazebos and inspiring landscapes in his artwork.

Except that it isn't. What you find in the rolling hills behind Vallejo is the exact opposite of the Kinkadeian ideal. Instead of quaint cottages, there's generic tract housing; instead of lush landscapes, concrete patios; instead of a cozy village, there's a bland collection of homes with nothing -- not a church, not a cafe, not even a town square -- to draw them together.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 03:20 pm
So, BBB, are you equating Thomas Kincade with Bob Ross?

Laughing
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 03:22 pm
Oh my god. I'm tearing up my "Painter of Light" calendar. Uh oh. That thought reminded me of the others on sale. Crying Clowns, Strarving Kittens, Big Eyed Children - you get the drift.
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 03:30 pm
Mame, my sweet, I could shop and never drop when I was in my fifties, but in my sixties, I drop.

How about I just give you a list?

BBB, yes, that's the poor excuse for a hotel painter. Blecchh. One of my fundamentalist cousin's friends, with more money than sense, spent thousands of dollars on a Kincade and placed it above the mantel.

Interesting, but not surprising, article on his "Town." It was written in 2002---I wonder if it is still extant?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:15 pm
Mame wrote:
So, BBB, are you equating Thomas Kincade with Bob Ross?

Laughing


Hold on ... Bob Ross kicks ass.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:16 pm
ha! do you paint, Tico? Laughing Laughing Laughing

I will say that he was a lovely man. His "art" however is not "art". To me.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:24 pm
Oof. I had to look up Bob Ross. Nearly as bad as Kinkade.... (to each his own).
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:25 pm
Mame wrote:
ha! do you paint, Tico? Laughing Laughing Laughing


Alas, despite many hours of Mr. Ross' tutelage, I do not.


"It's a happy little cloud ..."
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:34 pm
HA HA HA HA

And a "happy little trail..." a "happy little tree"... a "happy little hut"... Get out your No. 2 brush and start over, Tico - you can do it, I KNOW you can!
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:41 pm
I have an autographed flier from Bob Ross. And yall don't. Ha, ha.

Above my art supplies store is a classroom. Once a month one of Bob's "certified instructors" would do a six-hour class. 9 am to 4 pm with a break for lunch. 10 students, all working on the same picture full of happy trees.
I would drop in at the end of the pizza break. Men and women ranging in age from, say, 35 to 70. Black and white. A lot of laughing going on.
Yeah, it was a bit creepy to see 10 people walk into my parking lot with 10 identical paintings. But you know what? You can not imagine how many times folks came into my store and started by saying "I have always wanted to take up painting but never knew where to begin until I saw Bob Ross on PBS."

Did you know that he was career Air Force and that his hair was real?
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 04:53 pm
He was a lovely man and you can learn something from everyone, RJB. I liked watching his shows and was very sorry to learn of his death. He seemed a peaceful man. I googled him when I learned he'd died and I learned a lot about him.

But that was not "art" as I know or perceive it Smile Great for teaching techniques, though Smile

I'm sure he inspired a lot of people. He gave me food for thought.


Hey, do you have photos of any of your work? Why don't we all bring some and have a little appreciation session? Smile I've only done one that JL Nobody approves of, but I'm willing if you're willing Smile
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:27 pm
Confused

Hey..

I like Bob Ross too damnit.

Nothing like a happy little hippy


with a happy little brush


and a happy little 'fro

http://popculturewilleatitself.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bob-ross.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:29 pm
Oh my..
Is Tico posting here because he too has all these secret stealth plans to be in Albq? Very Happy


( no. i am not excited about this at all. )
And I am not currently printing maps

nor have I called to check our reservations

nor have I cleaned out my car

Nor have I already packed

Nor do i send pms again and again about going

nor do I have butterflies in my belly

nor have I talked to jillian about a vacation

nor have i..


well.. I havent Confused
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:33 pm
You're an idiot, shewolf, but a lovable one. Bring pics of whatever you're proud of and we'll share. Ya big doofus.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:39 pm
Mame wrote:
Bring pics of whatever you're proud of and we'll share.




BAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAH



really THINK about what you are asking for here..
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:39 pm
Wanna see my fro? Cool
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:41 pm
If you want to see art work, then you have to go to Jo's house. She is an accomplished artist and has co-owned several art galleries, in addition to being a landscape architect ( once hired to do the landscaping for a development in LA) and, at one time, at the head of an international lab near UCLA. I'm sure very few people know of her accomplishments.

It will be good to talk and get to know more about each other when we all get together.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2008 05:53 pm
Diane, you're a sweetie! I'm a lazy bum now. I'm all worked out. (That was many developments... don't get me going on developments. Grass required in the near desert, and so on. 'Course that was a long time ago now.) On the laboratories, it was under the aegis of the research or clinical lab scientist. Mostly good experiences. On the art galleries, I'd like to do another one, but I have to meet a sugar daddy first.

Yes, people can see my art play if they're careful not to break their necks on my piles of household stuff that I'm organizing to put on Craigs List and Ebay and Amazon. I've got a lot of photos too, but they're still in boxes waiting for the Great Organization Effect - so those will get some humongous thread sometime later on.



I also REALLY like BBB's paintings.
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