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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2008 03:39 pm
Havarti found to be natural truth serum.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2008 03:44 pm
Indiana Jones movie inspired jespah to seek out the Havarti truth serum.
Who will eat the Havarti and who will spill the beans shortly thereafter?
Stay tuned for the conclusion !!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2008 04:31 pm
Jespah (er, me) does not eat Havarti with beans. Just beans and toast, thanks. Smile
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jun, 2008 04:33 pm
Kerazily enough, Featured Threads policy in question.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 12:59 am
Lansing News (Michigan): - Gus was seen making insane bets (has he had some luck?)
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 06:09 am
Money making scam!' was the reaction of the majority of A2K members (poll conducted at Michael's Deli in Coolidge Corner over the weekend; and involved over two members) on hearing the news that T.R.Yagain is proposing to levy an online tax on all bets placed!

In later news; Howard Stern has denied an emotional entanglement with A2K beauty; Mame - Francis said to be consumed by doubt!
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 08:37 am
"No one in their right mind would ever ostracize Beth. She is tall, blonde and long-legged -- the perfect example of the type of woman we'd want to have in our lives. Look at her from any angle and you'll be blown away either by her taut butt, sexy hips or flirtatious smile."

Ok, I'm not interested, How Weird Stern is already on the job. They have been seen, unlike Dag, at Michael's Deli...
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 09:19 am
Optometrists' Convention at Michael's Deli, today until 6.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 09:31 am
Prom Queen Eats Date, But Craves Raisins: News at 11
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 11:58 am
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mismi
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 12:24 pm
Further investigations began in order to determine whether it was truly the contempt of Tryagains advances or the size of his "publication". Tryagain has been quoted as saying his eyesight may be to blame for the oversight.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 12:40 pm
Repeated alphabetical transgressions (well two actually) by former High School Prom Queen Miss Mi Evokes call for sanctions - Chief Ewok calls for alcohol ban - Tryagain calls for trial by sauna!
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mismi
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 12:44 pm
SORRY - Mismi apologizes for major gaff. Her statement to the press revealed that she did not realize it was an alphabetical thread. Further investigation into her past reveals that the girl was no scholar.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 12:51 pm
Tryagain Criticized For Harsh Treatment of Mismi
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mismi
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 01:00 pm
Undeniable proof of failure to comply with rules causes mismi to be tried in the court of sauna. Though she was required by Chief Ewok to go through detox before date could be determined. Mismi heard stating that Wandel would be her defense attorney when trial began.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 01:11 pm
Very tough sentence expected in a case of an alphabetically misguiding : - Peeling blue potatoes for a week.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2008 01:34 pm
Wandel Pursues Claim of Malicious Prosecution by Tryagain
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2008 08:09 am
X-ceptional circumstances call for exceptional measures as T.R.Yagain reaches for the stick of correction - Miss mi was found not guilty and a good time was had by all!

When asked what action he proposed to take to mitigate Wandel's Legal action Tryagain said. "The guy is living in the past… in a time of Knights rescuing damsels in distress - forget damson's…give me a nice firm pear!"
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2008 08:56 am
Yearning to replace Tryagain as author of this thread is the motivation behind Wandel's legal action.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2008 01:08 pm
Zarathustra listed as 195,565,234,123th most popular name for aarvarks.
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