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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 11:17 am
Norristown Police report a mysterious figure known as Ratzenhofer seen at the local Cup-o'-Joe Café
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 04:47 pm
Open season on Ratzenhofer spotting interrupted by report:

NORRISTOWN, Pa., Dec. 17 /PRNewswire/ -- The following is the statement of Norristown FOP Lodge 31 President Michael Higgins, in response to the Borough of Norristown's December 17, announcement that it will lay off eight (8) Norristown Police Officers, effective January 1.

The blame lies with the elusive Ratzenhofer; they seek him here, they seek him there, they seek him everywhere but where he's at!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 04:57 pm
Police in hot pursuit of fugitive Ratzenhofer on Highway One near Norristown, lay-offs to be averted if he is caught.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 05:04 pm
Quest For Employment of the "Land of Shining Mountains" is successful - Travel Over The Boarder Fer Sure!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 05:16 pm
Ratzenhofer spotted in Montana - No complaints filed as yet!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 05:21 pm
Surprisingly Ratzenhofer visiting local travel agent Montana in Montana, wondering where he will be seen next.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 05:25 pm
The State of Montana After Ratzenhofer Comes Out Is Questionable At The Peak!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 08:51 am
Understandable confusion between state and popular A2Ker
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 09:13 am
Very unholy alliance: "What do you get when you cross a sweet Montana canary with a gorilla?" "I don't know, but when it sings, you had better listen." -

Calamity-Jane a well known opera singer, who has quite a range at the lower end of the scale, and known as the deep C diva; gives virtuoso performance on A2K Showtime!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 25 May, 2008 02:17 pm
Writing that; good people sleep much better at night than the bad people….Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more - At the moment it's just a Notion, but with a bit of backing I think I could turn it into Concept, and then an Idea!
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 25 May, 2008 02:29 pm
Xenophilia, including allogeneous flirting, is said to be some A2Kers hobby..
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 10:05 am
Yourself included, I take it. :wink:
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 10:28 am
Zarathustra university has Flirting 101 this semester. Due to popular demand
two different classes will teach the same challenges.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 10:56 am
Angst over yesterdays desperately sad locking of the picture thread raises the question - If a picture is worth a 1000 words; how many words does it take to picture a scene…

When asked if he supported free speech and the right to bare arms; T.R.Yagain said, "I never said Edward Nugent is a faggot; but use plenty of sun block!"
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 11:49 am
Behavior changes are not to be expected! Little cj destructive mission dates back to the age where he barely could count all patrons in his first pistole
cylinder.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 01:17 pm
Calamity Jane bravely forges ahead with her picture gallery.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 07:15 am
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 07:51 am
Elite Guru-In-Training Members Decide Tryagain Needs More Training Than Most
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 11:52 am
Fernando Valenzuela Day declared on A2K!

http://www.mvpgalleries.com/contactcommerce/images/items/GVL104.jpg

Note how the uniform neatly matches some of the A2K colors.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2008 02:13 pm
Good news day - postponed for another decade!
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