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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 03:09 pm
Rebel forces massed outside A2K Headquarters demanding to know why a search: Results 1 - 10 of about 749,000 for Narf; took a ridiculously long 0.21 seconds which could have otherwise been used more productively -

A spokesperson for the Native American Rights Fund said, " For 70% of the time Wandel is supportive" -

Fairy Narf; but what's he doing for the rest of the time?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 03:33 pm
"She was forced out due to the unremitting attention of the Spanish Inquisition" - was one of the headlines of yesterday, when our author
got carried away, wrongfully thinking while in utter disbelief that "she"
actually left herself again and again and again.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 05:33 pm
Tryagain may not have heard of Pinky and the Brain. Pity.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 05:47 pm
Unforgettable was their tag line:

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky- try to take over the world."
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 06:20 pm
"Very proud to be a seventy percenter," boasts Wandel.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 08:26 pm
Wandel is happy to achieve less than perfection. Seventy percent is an achievable, albeit inadequate, goal according to the latest polls.
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Tryst
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2008 06:53 am
X-treme caution advised after A2K executive admits to members being genetically enhanced in bizarre laboratory experiments in the Acme 2K Labs Research Facility, designed to boost the membership list -

Intrepid highlights Wandels own goal; but the average is still better than Beckhams!
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2008 01:23 pm
Yabberliner crew exempt from genetic engineering.

"They're weird enough." One engineer, who only wished to be identified by his initials, GR, said.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2008 02:32 pm
Zoloft is dispensed to other a2k members who feel the pressure of an
empty nest syndrome that all of a sudden befell the TTH supporters.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2008 02:55 pm
Always Difficult to Take Farewell Threads Seriously
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2008 04:49 pm
Better stick to the trivia threads, they always fare well.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 03:48 am
Chapstick is always a safe topic of conversation
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solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 06:06 am
DETERGENTS

Soft on your hands while you do dishes

Lux Animal Welfare (LAW Review)
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Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 06:09 am
Easyspeak ChapStick caters for all lip health needs. The cold, wind, sun, air-conditioning and even kissing, all take a daily toll on your lips, and can leave them feeling dry, cracked, burnt or sore.
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 06:38 am
French kisses will heal you...
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Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 06:52 am
GREAT.....Moisten your lips. Dry lips do not move well together. Just a light brush of your tongue over your lips will be sufficient to moisten them. In general, use lip balm (chapstick) regularly- you never know when someone will go in for the smooch.



( Rolling Eyes )
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Tryst
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 08:29 am
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Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 08:38 am
"Important" Regime of Exercise - Pole Dancing in Cornwall..... after all it's May Day!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 12:16 pm
Jespah's remarks towards safer topics was misunderstood
by the European crowd of a2k: chap sticks lead to kissing, lead to.....
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Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2008 04:42 pm
Kissing a Frog Prince in ThIz World!
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