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solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 23 Apr, 2008 11:31 pm
XENOBOMBULATER

PA laudatory

Herald Times
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 12:02 am
Youthful T.R.Yagain made a quick hit and run visit and dropped a political bombshell, he's Hillary's running mate. Secret Agen Wandel is in his sight and could be out of a job sooner than later.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 04:20 am
ZNACA day public holiday tomorrow.

Dont bother us were all playing Two up.


COME IIIIIIIIINNNNNNN SPINNER!!!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 09:28 am
Apparently Australia Celebrates Everything
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 09:41 am
Be it known wandeljw that ANZAC Day - 25 April - is probably Australia's most important national occasion. It marks the anniversary of the first major military action fought by Australian and New Zealand forces during the First World War. ANZAC stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps. The soldiers in those forces quickly became known as ANZACs, and the pride they soon took in that name endures to this day.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 10:38 am
Congratulations to Australia on their National Holiday
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 12:11 pm
dlowan out celebrating with dadpad and margo
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 03:00 pm
Ever hopeful Wandel fails in his attempt to secure the OZ vote of Super Delegates - In desperation he turns to the French cartel - C'est la vie!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2008 05:48 pm
Francis hesitates in showing support for Wandel because of Wandel's checkered history on A2K.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:30 am
Gang Warfare Breaks out in Chicago. Police Chief says "Ban Guns", But Not Gangs.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 11:57 am
Help is on the way for A2K members who are afraid of the undercurrent of gang violence that permeates the corridors of power -

Alexander Hamilton "It is not easy to conceive a possibility that dangers so formidable can assail the whole Union, as to demand a force, (Standing Army), considerable enough to place our liberties in the least jeopardy, especially if we take into our view the aid to be derived from the militia, which ought always to be counted upon as a valuable and powerful auxiliary."

... The unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the People." - Tench Coxe, 1788.

When asked to comment T.R.Yagain referred all questions to the 2nd Alabama Militia (1st Company) who issued the following statement:

The AtwoK Militia is a militia for those that are non violent, but are militant about being non violent; and will fight to the death to stay non violent!
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solipsister
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 06:23 am
I HAD A DREAM

America America

Incubus
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 10:37 am
jespah (er, me) actually enjoying exercise
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2008 12:00 am
Keep a lookout for kamikaze jespah, on the path to self destruction. When located advise her, bending the elbow is the only enjoyable exercise.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2008 11:28 am
Lollygagging shown to be an effective calorie burner
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2008 12:08 pm
Many Envious of Jepah's Ability to Persist in Exercise Goals
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2008 02:21 pm
Narf added to Oxford English Dictionary

Used in a sentence: The Queen said, "Narf!" when told that her Welsh corgis had been found drinking water from the loo.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2008 02:34 pm
One might think the Brits are bored to tears, when the Queen's mumbling
words will be added to an already very comprehensive Oxford English dictionary.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 08:07 am
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2008 08:38 am
Queen denies ever having said Narf and reports that she is not amused. Corgies reportedly are well.
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