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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 05:40 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Lastly it was scientifically proven that radical vegetarians do know their alphabet and mind their Ps and Qs.


...and mind their peas and cukes!
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 05:41 pm
Neverending silliness continues as members need to clean their ovens or have been slapped by Zsa Zsa, avatars are all the same and keep changing, names are gone and date and time stamps have gone missing.

PS I bet I'm the only person readily recognizable right now. Shocked
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 05:47 pm
Open season starts early on A2K as hamsters wreak revenge on hapless posters! Witch hunt starts - but which hunt to choose!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 06:07 pm
No kidding! It was at least better than the screaming cat you're displaying now.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 06:12 pm
Optimally, the silliness would continue forever. But there's still more ...
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 01:44 pm
Protests were lodged as the experience of déjà vu which is usually accompanied by a compelling sense of familiarity, and also a sense of "eeriness", "strangeness", or "weirdness" : As N - O was repeated; enquiries were well under way to identify the culprits and send them to the sauna of compliance!
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 06:12 pm
Quality of posting declines when jes is tired
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 06:17 pm
Rested Jes Has Been Rated AAA. (the other had its moments :wink: )
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 06:21 pm
So there was an April Fools' glitch precisely at the moment when
N and O came to headline. One can never have enough repetitive Ns
and Os in life, can one?
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 06:25 pm
Temptress CalamityJane just says N-O

PS Thanks Rocky Embarrassed
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solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 07:04 pm
USUFRUCT

Fruit

In Your Garden
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 07:10 pm
Virginity is such an overrated status among religious fanatics. Makes you
wonder why they're insisting on it until marriage. Are male religious fanatics
mediocre in bed? This virtually screams for a serious study - done no less
than by a Masters and Johnson research team.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 08:44 pm
WOW

God

Now Magazine attribution

Be sure to catch episode II come uppance
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2008 04:27 am
Xray technicians stunned to learn that Utah is not part of France
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alex240101
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2008 05:48 am
Yo-yo champ solipsister, is confused when, string splicing team mates call the Colorado River, the Seine.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2008 04:09 pm
Zero enthusiasm from the A2K residents of Colorado on hearing the news that they had become part of France -

It is believed to be revenge for The Louisiana Purchase (French: Vente de la Louisiane) was the acquisition by the United States of America of 828,000 square miles (2,140,000 km^²) of French territory ("Louisiana") in 1803. The cost was 60 million francs ($11,250,000) plus cancellation of debts worth 18 million francs ($3,750,000). Including interest, the U.S. finally paid $23,213,568 for the Louisiana territory!

A spokesperson for the Republic one Napoleon Bonaparte, upon completion of the agreement, stated, "This accession of territory affirms forever the power of the United States, and I have given England a maritime rival who sooner or later will humble her pride."

Only history will tell!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 02:40 am
A Cosmic Eagle was sighted soaring over the Virgin Islands apparently looking for religious fanatics in pursuit of the Virgin Queen. Are they hoping for a miracle?
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 04:25 am
Brangelina rumored to be posting at A2K in hopes of gathering plot ideas for next film
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 04:55 am
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 03:22 pm
Dejeuner was delightful
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