Unbelievable scenes on the streets of Boston as the hunt continued for the ?'Special posters (who) make the mods smile' the carnage and mayhem will only cease when the culprits have been identified and dealt with in an appropriate manner -
Kicky denied it was his description of how he almost made it to first base; "Hell, I would be pleased to make it to the plate." - meanwhile, insiders were denying any Mod was culpable and put it down to wind!
Venerable members blame the wind on the family dog
Wandel was allegedly spotted by keen celebrity watchers shopping at Oprah's Store located next to Harpo Studios - as yet unconfirmed sources believe he has joined the ?'Book of the Month' club. His ?'A' list rating takes a hit! Publisher and raconteur T.R.Yagain offers sympathy!
X-tra, X-tra! Read all about it. Story in next edition.
Yesterdays headline story; ?'Why go to the moon? Because it's there! Same with Canada, it's just colder than the moon.' -
Caused a flurry of heated correspondence, but there's a reason the continent is called "North America" and not "North Canada".
Zero chance that Wandel would be mistaken for a celebrity. However, working in Chicago, Wandel does pass by Oprah's studio occasionally.
A2K was abuzz as rumors spread that the exciting new look upgrade would be delayed to coincide with the discovery of Atlantis - Wandel denied reading Plato's dialogues Timaeus and Critias!
Blimey- the sixty year boom over with. Stand by your beds. Official.
CORPUS DELICTI
Victim less crime equals special case
American Bankruptcy Institute Journal
Delectable goodies await on this April Fool's evening
Evening comes early as the Mods wait for the members to notice the prank
Foolish New Title Under Username; Wandel "Owns A Chia pet"; Tryagain is "Radical Vegeterian"; Funniest Title So Far: "Project Manager"
Goofy titles cause panic among elderly A2K'ers who fear it is a sign of a mad republican plot hell bent on world domination - T.R.Yagain denies owning a Chai Pet!
Help desk at A2K Towers besieged by confused members requesting dietary advice to maintain a healthy Chai Pet - California based company Joseph Enterprises suppliers if said icon deny any likeness to Chai (Tea) - Commodity watchers note a strange resemblance in names: Joseph - Jespah!
Illinois resident wandel, who incidentially owns a chia pet farm, declares
wholeheartedy that there was no pay-off involved in the a2k chia pet
distribution. The jury is still out on that one!
Jespah denies any involvement in the Boston Tea Party - The jury is still out on that one!
An act of Terrorism on British soil.....
Keen lexicon watchers note blip in the order continuum!
Lastly it was scientifically proven that radical vegetarians do know their alphabet and mind their Ps and Qs.
Munching on a carrot Tryagain compliments Calamity-Jane on her thong avatar!
