Keeping vigil outside the Rehab Clinic for a glimpse of Wandel bemused A2K'ers mixed freely with fans of Amy Whinehouse! Rumors of a romantic tryst between the pair as yet unconfirmed!
Likelehood of an alleged tryst goes dim as Wandel can no longer remember his own name.
Medical Staff Reports Possible Winehouse-Wandel Wedding at Michael Jackson's Ranch
"Need More Drugs" says Winehouse as she flees rehab to avoid the recent marriage she may have agree to.
Only a nose job and more feminine features will allow Wandel to stay at the Jackson ranch.
Plastic Surgery Scheduled As Wandel Decides To Pursue Jackson Instead of Winehouse; Parados Calls For A2K Intervention On Behalf Of Wandel
Queer Eye for the A2 guy speeds to the Jackson ranch to help Wandel.
Reality Tv show in the works as news of Queer Eye for the A2 guy reaches network executives. I am so excited, exclaims Wandel.
Strike Suddenly Resumes When TV Writers Learn of New Reality Show
TV charges for commercials during the Wandel Rocky Horror Show set to rise after surprise announcement of Intrepid to make guest appearance as Dr Kildare!
Unanimous appreciation and bouquets of red roses are heaped upon Intrepid as he celebrates his birthday on Valentine's Day Intrepid would not go so far as to ask Wandel to be his valentine.
Valentine's Day postponed announced Wandel until a pre-nuptial contract is sorted out !
Wandel is torn between signing a pre nuptial contract and attending Intrepid's birthday party. Announcement will follow once he decides.
"X-tra Incentive For Me To Attend Intrepid's Birthday Party," claims Wandel.
Tomorrow, right?
You are correct is the featured headline in the A2K Weekly Report. Wandel expects that it is directed at him.
Zones of no-go areas setup as the city comes to a standstill as large crowds throng to see the event of the year.
A2K Abandons Wandel As He Is Taken Away To Yet Another Facility
Blue roses for a red lady? No, that can't be right!
PS Happy birthday in advance, Intrepid. 25, right?
Close says the Hamilton Spectator as Intrepid's age is reported to be 35 years younger. Roses and champagne are enroute to Boston. :wink:
Dear posters make jes (er, me) blush
; RP reportedly not jealous
PS I love the gif!
