Quietly, Jane adds an apostrophe to lets, hoping no one will notice
Redundant apostrophe was found. No finder fee was offered though.
Swatting At Each Other, Gus & Jane Battle Through The Night
Timezones are interfering as gustav is whisked away by Morpheus.
Under the moon and in the arms of Morpheus, gus dreams of dancing capybaras and flying sheep, all chasing a stray apostrophe
Virtual confusion resonated through the corridors of power due to Intrepid focussing the search for the absconded apostrophe in the Matrix for Morpheus the captain of the Nebuchadnezzar -
Which is a hovercraft of the human forces of the last human city, Zion, in a devastated world where most humans are grown by sentient Machines and kept imprisoned in the Matrix -
?'Proof ?' said Wandel of intelligent design - however due to his recent lexicon malfunctions caution is advised.
Jespah fails in her bid to convince Try that ?'double entendres' doesn't mean he has two goes!
At the time of going to press Von Gus; the Gate Keeper of the Apostrophe Protection Society refused to open the door!
Meanwhile, Green Witch refused to come outta the woods - Teddy Bears Picnic Deemed A Great Success!
Wandel Embarassed By Alphabet Mishaps Seeks New Therapy For His Disorder
X comes after W(andel) in the alphabet song. Proof reading is not part of
these headlines...
Yoong Liat Tentatively Accepts Gustav's Friendship!
Zipper malfunction causes Wandeljw great discomfort and interferes with his alphabet classes.
Alphabet Classes Abandoned by Wandeljw after He Wins Nobel Prize for Literature
Barmy delusions suffered by wandel; Nobel committee gives prize to ...
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Irish Times
Delusional Wandel Gives His Imaginary Nobel Prize to Jespah for Her Long-Winded Contributions to the Announcements Forum
Emergency session is called to investigate the transfer of the Nobel prize to Jezpah by the ever elusive and alphabetically challenged Wandeljw.
Friendly Fire Downs Wandel
GOOD TRIUMPHS
2nd Hand Motor Magazine
Hospital refuses admission of Wandel until he can show proof of ability to pay.
Intrepid hands jes (er, me) an imaginary scepter
Jespah Pays Wandel's Hospital Bill From A2K Emergency Funds; Rehab Clinic is Next Stop for Wandel
