Pissing contest cancelled due to lack of facilities in OZ. Locals consider this to be a bummer.
Queues forming outside Flushing Meadows!
Relief at hand for those who try.
Sh*thouse woes in OZ as the lack of indoor plumbing facilities forces escalation of outhouse production. Dadpad offers to donate the wood while dlowan offers to supervise the project.
Top 5 cities of the world comp fails to include North American continent.
Outhouse Magazine
Understandable discord amongst residents of West Village, Manhattan - Will the hordes of lusty, cupcake-mad crazies from the Sex & The City bus tours ask for their money back?
Log jam in Dunny production
Bound up in red tape!
Vigilante group invades West Village, Manhattan to subdue the hordes of lusty, cupcake-mad crazies from Sex & The City bus tour when they demand their money back. Cjhsa called in to control the useage of weapons.
Veritable gridlock as Soho masses toss cupcakes and guard few available public terlets with their last breaths.
"Once more unto the Crapper, dear friends, once more!" their ringleader was heard to say.
Xavier McDaniel, former NBA player, agrees that w00t should be replaced as word of the year by the newly-coined foopdedoo
You Should Not Take X'es Advise on Anything Grammatical, Say People Who Went To School With Him.
Zealot snow plowing grammaticans clear streets of adverbs and toss around gerunds until they get silly
An Education Wasted Say Knowledgeable Kansans of Boy Born with Stone Head...
Boy Born with Stone Head featured in upcoming documentary, "When Minerals Attack", to express opposing viewpoint
CBS says NO WAY, Show Reluctantly Goes to FOX....Who Knew....
Dead heading Rapa Nui style
Island Times
Easter Island announced as next meeting place of A2K members. Rockhead to arrange accommodation; BiPolar Bear to provide musical entertainment; Cjhsa to be head of security; OmSigDavid to prepare meal menus and Montana to head welcoming committee.
Date and time to be announced at a future date.
Fixed assets rise as A2K stock soars through the roof -- millionaire hamsters seen driving a very small Hummer
