Well wishers formed an honor guard from the church as A2K magnet TTH finally married (You Know Who) - Police continue search for escaped impostor! Cicerone denies responsibility but keeps brides bouquet.
Xenophilia spreading among A2Kers! Francis was seen very pleased.
Yet Another Alphabetically Challenged Poster Checks In
Yikes! British should not be a'loo'ed to do that!
Zobo dung linked to longevity.
Ah! Nice poetry published:
Francis Woodward was not one for turpiloquene.
So he sold his zum,
but only for yuzluks.
But no one had any yuzluks,
so he gave the boys a yeevil,
and they paid for the zum by scooping,
scooping zobo dung.
And when they were done,
Francis Woodward's zum was gone.
Controversy surrounds Francis decision to join the debate on the origins of; Des Moines, Iowa. The name may have been derived the French "de moyen" (middle) because of the city's location between the Missouri and Mississippi rivers, or from the French for "of the monks", referring to Trappist monks who lived in the area - Due to A2K'ers interest - meeting called for tonight in phone booth corner of Second and Main.
Des Moines origins determined! City name is actually French for "Death Moans" as it is where many Presidential campaigns go to die.
Announcements forum all abuzz ( :wink: ) as A2K Presidential campaign and candidate announced!
Eeh bah Gum !! What will they think up next?
Fictional Yorkshire village is announced to be the home of the Emmersdale saga. Vergage of Eeh bah Gum found to be quite common amongst the locals.
Gurus falling short of good news headlines, rely on veterans or even newbies to find better ones.
Origin of Des Moines found: it comes from "des moineaux" meaning the sparrows...
Harried Rabbit is Shown Bridge to Modern Computer Marvels....More to Follow.
Internal bickering at A2K Production Studios reveals that Gus has a rival in his quest for stardom.
Kangaroos overrun A2K Studios! Local residents stunned -- this is not their kind of hip hop!
Languorous members corroborate madly cut snake in swaggering hip hop box.
OUCH POUCH TOUCH A scream the unheard of words
Mystified medics are still unsure if Solipsister has swallowed a book of poetry or a thesaurus - when asked for clarification, she said: "One, two! One, two! And through and through; The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head; He went galumphing back."
Oz members hopping mad at tender kangaroo jibe - Scream
Touch Pouch - Ouch!
Nowhere In Time, Movie Set in the Down Under. Opens in Oz to No Audience - Everyone is Out Whale Watching
