Today’'s breaking news stories…

Circulation figures rise after News makeover...

DuPont shares rocket as Dermatolgist Reacts!

Mail Room receiver experienced itchy scratchy reaction to a number of CV’s that had been forwarded to the PO Box. After dermatological consultation with a quick skin-prick test, diagnosis confirmed a latex allergy.

T.R.Yagain sent out his sincerest apologies and asked Breaking News Correspondent, Dutchy, to notify the Netherlands offices to switch to neoprene rubber sleeves with immediate effect. Magnolia Floral Collection Talc Gift selections will be forthcoming to all the regional mail sorting offices.

Correspondents were advised to be less "fruity" in future when the doc informed Mr Yagain that some people who have latex allergy may also have an allergic response to any of a number of plant products, usually fruits. This is known as the latex-fruit syndrome.[7] Fruits (and seeds) involved in this syndrome include banana, pineapple, avocado, chestnut, kiwi fruit, mango, passionfruit, strawberry, and soy. Some but not all of these fruits contain a form of latex

Everyone’s a fruit and nut case!

Everyone is, indeed, a fruit and nut case. Some of us also contain cheese.

For a change of pace, a select few of us have a spicy jalapeno center.

and a couple are on sticks, as well...

Gorgonzola!



<say cheese>

Ha, girl, you know it's true. Them's ain't varicose veins, it's bleu cheese.

I prefer Edam or Gouda cheese!

Johannesburg will be much more important today than any cheese. As the
world cup comes to an end, we'll soon have only fond memories of those
darn vuvuzelas. May the better team win! See you 2014 in Brazil!

Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbalbond





We will be sailing the MS Oranje, later known as MS Angelina Lauro tonight towards the “Castle of Good Hope” – ooooooooh, how verra jolie!

C’MON YE ORANJES

Lamenting the poor play by the Orange boys in the final, that's no way to perform on the world stage and getting all those yellow cards! Congratulations to Spain for a well deserved win.

Maybe in 2014 Dutchy? However, having the WM in Brazil would mean that they will work day and night to win the next cup. In the meantime, let's work
on a coverage of the Carneval in Rio.
Editor in Chief, T.R.Again was seen on the Copacabana measuring the string
tangas - which, by unspoken law of the male population, cannot be bigger than
2 inches. As of yet, it is not knows, if T.R. Again is staying on this assignment until the carnival season has arrived.

No doubt that Tryagain will exploit this assignment to the max.

Obviously, when T R Yagain heard the news, he understood the "assign'meant" must be completed




In keeping with the local traditions he realised it was necessary to keep in with the locals and therefore will be sporting a Brazilian...

whilst attending the waxing he was heard to proclaim "Oh Rio, here I come"




Tickets will be sent to the correspondents as all are invited to the parteeeeeeeeeeee celebrations in 2014

Brazil Nuts and Tango will be available with nibbles and bits.






Meanwhile, Black Tulip celebrates her annual day...



Wishing her a wonderful day...

Pretty and sweet, Miss Tulip is congratulated on her special day by the staff at The A2K Bulletin.

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Requesting oolongteasup to state her questions now or forever hold your peace.

SUBTRACTION

REPEATED TRIALS INDICATE ITS DIVISION

Philosophy Today

Tea, sympathy and tuna for lunch today

Undeniably not as good as what the Clintons will feast on today, the day their one and only daughter will walk down the isle. Bittersweet for Papa Clinton, I am sure. Mama Clinton on the other hand, will be happy to get new blood into the family.

aaaahhhh, aren't weddings grand? (even if it is the third or fifth). Hope always
dies last, doesn't it?

Very true - you speak sooth!