Today's breaking news stories

@Izzie,

Back-up law enforcement officers requested by Wandel as he appears to have located the bridge that Tryagain is hiding under.

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@wandeljw,

Coloured Collaborators Chant Chuck

http://www.frogameleon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/uggles-tryagain.png

I bought a brand new airmobile
It was custom made
It was a Flight DeVille
With an powerful motor
And some hideaway wings
Push in on the button and you can hear her sing
Now you can't catch me
No, baby, you can't catch me
'Cause if you get too close
You know I'm gone like a cool breeze

New Jersey Turnpike in the wee wee hours
I was rolling slowly 'cause of drizzlin' showers
Here come old flattop he was movin' up with me
Then come wavin' goodbye
In a little old souped up jitney
I put my foot in my tank and I begin to roll
Moanin' sirens, t'was the state patrol
So I let out my wings and then I blew my horn
Bye-bye New Jersey I become airborne

Now you can't catch me
No, baby you can't catch me
'Cause if you get too close
You know I'm gone like a cool breeze

Flyin' with my baby last Saturday night
Wasn't a gray cloud floatin' in sight
Big full moon shinin' up above
Cuddle up honey be my love
Sweetest little thing that I ever seen
I'm gonna name you Mabelline
Flyin' on the beam set on flight control
Radio tuned to rock 'n' roll
Two, three hours a-passin' by
Altitude dropped to 505
Fuel consumption way too fast
Let's get on home before we run out of gas

Now you can't catch me
No baby, you can't catch me
'Cause if you get too close
You know I'm gone like a cool breeze

Mr. Green

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@Izzie,

Demonic A2Kers on 4/1, as always.

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@jespah,

Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious on 1/4 Razz

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@Izzie,

Finding new posts is impossible with Fool's search functions

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@parados,

GAWDELPUS!

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/LzzieIzzie/whatever/Capture-2.jpg

Unfortunately, many people are unable to spot the most simple definition of a problem.

A problem is always defined as the most obvious thing.

The best solution is always the most obvious thing as well.

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/LzzieIzzie/whatever/Capture1.jpg

This has been expressed as the KISS principal--Keep It Simple and Stupid Razz

smooch

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@Izzie,

I'd forgotten how quickly the site becomes unusable....

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@DrewDad,

Jovial Hamsters are Jesting

http://www.heyolivia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/fat20hamster.jpg

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I think the opt me out function is hilarious, though it took me some time to decide to use it. The thrill is in the chase..

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@parados,

parados wrote:

Finding new posts is impossible with Fool's search functions

I have to agree - the site is basically unusable at this point, which is quite frustrating and not really all that funny

Cycloptichorn

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@Cycloptichorn,

Keep breaking news in alphabetical order! The next post should start with the letter "L".

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@wandeljw,

Like It Or Not Wink

http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/images/hamster_a-t.gif

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@Izzie,

Mercy, me. I skipped "h".

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@DrewDad,

No, DrewDad did not miss "h".The iamsters are having fun today.

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@parados,

Oh what a laugh, the hamsters are a day behind, already 7 hours into the 2nd April downunder! Laughing

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@Dutchy,

Precious little is done on 4/1.

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@jespah,

Quadragesima has been, Easter is here, what is next on the calendar?

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@Dutchy,

Rightfully so, the next holiday is Mother's Day, where we honor and cherish
our mothers who have sacrificed so much to make us into the person we are today. Some of us will be utterly grateful to still have a mother around, others wistfully remember their mother on this special day.

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@CalamityJane,

Stores in the U.S. began selling the new Apple iPad today.

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@firefly,

This blue musical enamel egg on pedestal with blue rhinestone embellishment. When closed it is a beautiful egg, when open it displays a beautiful angel. Plays 'Four Seasons' by Vivaldi.

http://thelittleattic.com/mcart/images/musical%20egg.jpg

Egg-stra Special Breaking News

T R Yagain seen spotted sporting a new T-shirt

http://rlv.zcache.com/deviled_egg_tshirt-p235823759353354981trlf_400.jpg

Special Agent Wandel was scrambled in hot pursuit but got a tad confused after giving instructions and eggamples to the troops re: Operation Fry Try... and his agents jumped into the Pan