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@Tryagain,

Neighbor Ima Hogg was quoted in the media: "I always wondered where the busloads of young ladies came from but never made the connection", after large natural looking silicone pouches were found around the 90210 lot in Area 51.
Mayor Spelling on the other hand, was at a loss of words.

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@CalamityJane,

One reason for changing the A2K server was the hope that Tryagain would never find his way back here.

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@wandeljw,

Probably should have told this California airhead before she left the bread crumbs along the way....

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@CalamityJane,

Questionable use of bread crumbs outrages celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse.

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@jespah,

RAPT

FILO FILES FLY

Womens Weekly

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Sceptics raised concerns about hosting the A2K Special User Celebration Karma Syllogism, or SUCKS for short on the same date and venue as 82nd Academy Awards which are held on Sunday, March 7, 2010, at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood.

All cat agrees are still open for no minations.

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@Tryagain,

Tryagain hoping for an Oscar nomination?

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Usually, at least in French, this is quite punful..

Try wrote:

All cat agrees are still open for no minations.

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@Francis,

VENERY VS VETANDA

VERICUND HUNG JURY

Law Ass. Journal #LOL of MMM

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@oolongteasup,

Without venery there wouldn't be any simple pleasures allowed that don't
clog up your arteries. Therefore and herewith an new trial is in order, as
we the people do not accept a hung jury.

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@CalamityJane,

X-traneous information is this thread's most noticeable feature.

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@wandeljw,

Yes, that's the service we provide for our readers: diversified and trivial, extraneous and contrary, irrelevant and unusual - we've got it all!!

Hey editor in chief: how about a raise? Life has been tough in the land of milk
and honey. It's more like curdle and vinegar....

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@CalamityJane,

Zooming in, where is the unusual C/J?

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@Dutchy,

Are you implying that I am unusual, or did you just forget a comma, Dutchy?
Where is the unusual , C/J?
To answer your question: if you are not willing to risk the unusual you'll have to settle for ordinary! Not that this would be so utterly unusual, however for the
usual subject matter, it requires an unusual mind. In other words, anyone who
spends their time on the computer is pretty unusual.
There you have it!!

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@CalamityJane,

Best route for Dutchy would be to pretend it was a punctuation error.

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@CalamityJane,

C/J, my apologies, I didn't want to refer to you as 'unusual', tryagain might, but I regard you as a very intelligent woman who spends her time well. Wink

Amazing how a simple comma omission get such a surprising reaction.

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@Dutchy,

Dutchy should know that I mostly write the humor column and nothing is
taken seriously, not even punctuation!

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@Dutchy,

Enquiring British Correspondent interviews “the voice of the people, who rose to the occasion.

'Rene Descartes' Quote
"Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of"
"Whenever anyone has offended me,
I try to raise my soul so high that
the offense cannot reach it."

'Jack Nicklaus' Quote

"Achievement is largely the
product of steadily raising one's levels
of aspiration and expectation."

'Bruce Jenner' Quote
"Dont let your fears keep you mired in
the crowd. Abolish your fears and raise
your commitment level to the point of
no return, and I guarantee you
that the Champion Within will burst
forth to propel you toward victory."

'Dorothy Uhnak' Quote

"I am of the generation of women who
were raised not to trust 'girls'; not to
confide in them too much, not to put too
much faith in their intelligence, reliability,
integrity; to remember at all times that
they are always and forever potential rivals
for... rare place[s] in the man's world."

'Al Gore' Quote

"Government doesn?t raise
children; families do."

'Mira Sorvino' Quote

"I was a very good student and not very
smart about hiding it. In a very small
school if you always raise your hand,
people hate you. I also had this added
thing where people would be like, "Oh, you
think you're so great because you're
the daughter of an actor." I lived in sort of a
medium community. There were some
wealthy and some working-class
people in public school, and that would
create a kind of a weird vibe sometimes."

'Marlene Dietrich' Quote

"I was raised almost entirely on turnips and
potatoes, but I think that the turnips had
more to do with the effect than the potatoes."

'Ellen Degeneres' Quote
"I was raised around heterosexuals,
as all heterosexuals are,
that's where us gay people come from...
you heterosexuals"

'Sally Field' Quote

"I was raised to sense what someone
wanted me to be and be that kind of person.
It took me a long time not to judge
myself through someone else's eyes."

'Sandra Bullock' Quote

"I wasn't raised thinking somebody was
black or white. My best friend in school
was black and it didn't register until
five years ago that there should have
been an issue there, and it never was."

'Ben Hecht' Quote
"If God himself reached down into
the muck and mire, he could not
raise a journalist up to
the depths of degradation!"

'John Jay Chapman' Quote
"If you are to reach masses of people in this
world, you must do it by a sign language.
Whether your vehicle be commerce, literature, or
politics, you can do nothing but raise signals,
and make motions to the people."

'Chuck Norris' Quote
"I'm a very patriotic guy. I give a lot
of speeches to kids as part of my
Kick Drugs Out of America program
and tell them how lucky they are to be
raised in this country. You can start at the
bottom - just as I did in a poor,
single-parent family on welfare -
and, with work and sacrifice, be successful."

'Goldie Hawn' Quote

"I'm a woman who was raised to
believe that you are not complete
unless you have a man. Well,
in some ways it's true. I am
a feminist to a point. But I'm
not going to deny the fact
that I love to be with men."

'Franklin P Jones' Quote

"It's the opinion of some that crops could be
grown on the moon. Which raises
the fear that it may not be long before
we're paying somebody not to."

'C Everett Koop' Quote

"Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater
privilege, than the raising of the next generation."

'Leon Trotsky' Quote

"Life is not an easy matter.... You
cannot live through it without falling
into frustration and cynicism unless
you have before you a great idea which
raises you above personal misery,
above weakness, above all
kinds of perfidy and baseness."

'Woody Allen' Quote
"
Love is the answer, but while
You're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty
good questions."

'Denzel Washington' Quote

"My concern is raising the standard
of the work, not complaining about
somebody not voting for me."

'Barbara Ehrenreich' Quote

"No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge
of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around
hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots."

'Paul Engle' Quote

"Poetry is ordinary language raised to the
Nth power. Poetry is boned with ideas,
nerved and blooded with emotions,
all held together by the delicate,
tough skin of words."

'Gene Brown' Quote

"The toughest thing about raising kids is
convincing them that you have seniority."

'Linda Ronstadt' Quote

"We were raised with the idea
that we had limitless chances
and we got very shocked
to learn that wasn't the case."

'George Washington' Quote
"Let us raise a standard to
which the wise and honest can repair;
the rest is in the hands of God."

'Will Rogers' Quote
"I've always believed all those
people who moved from
Oklahoma to California raised
the average IQ of two states."

'Boris Pasternak' Quote

"What for centuries raised
man above the beast is not
the cudgel but the irresistible
power of unarmed truth."

'Natalie Clifford Barney' Quote
"When she lowers her eyes she seems
to hold all the beauty in the world
between her eyelids; when she raises
them I see only myself in her gaze."

'Rene Descartes' Quote
"Whenever anyone has offended me,
I try to raise my soul so high that
the offense cannot reach it."

One looks forward to TRYAgain simply raising a smile ...

Unusual bods , who knew, we need a raise Razz

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@Izzie,

F I L M

WHICH FLICK OUT GROSSES OTHERS THIS WEEK

Movietone News

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@oolongteasup,

Goodness gracious, I thought there was a typo in oolongteasup's statment
until I did see the "l". Well, this reporter hasn't seen any flicks this week,
only a lot of theater - the kind that only can be written by life itself.

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