Talk of the town is over the exact whereabouts of Jespah's sexy tattoo and has RP found it yet!
In as yet unpublished A2K poll the favorite is ' Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' and that would be, ' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' but that would also be pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism.
@Tryagain,
Uh oh!
Weather Report!
Which region does RP look in?
Poppin' into Welshpool to establish the nether... errrr... weather.
Forecast is looking good!
Whether the weather be good, whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, whether the weather be hot, whatever the weather, we'll weather the weather, whether we like it or not...
Valkyrie (In old Norse valkyrja "chooser of the slain") is one of a host of women who decides who dies in battle. The valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled by the god Odin, where deceased warriors become einherjar.
Valkyries also appear as lovers of heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the daughters of royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens, and sometimes connected to swans...
A Swan swam out to sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
The Swan swam back again,
Well swum, swan!
Show Biz News from the West Coast: So-Cal hottie C-Jane phoned for a quote to have her nipples pierced, and the store manager quoted her $1000.00
"Really!, what happened?"
Unfortunately, her manager phoned back to say that T.R.Yagain had offered her much more!!!
Well, *ouch* is all I can say here while holding onto my breasts. Self mutilation
is not one the assets this reporter possesses (thank goodness I don't lisp).
Like jespah said, this hometown paper is always one step away from being in
the adult only section!
@CalamityJane,
X-rated gossip about CJane makes news again.
@wandeljw,
Yes, again is the operative word here. We'll try again to bypass good old, honest
journalism for sexual innuendos, don't we?
@wandeljw,
Zooming in on tryagain's assertion, is it the truth or a mere figment of his imagination?
A2K is Abuzz over C-J's assets! However the question still remains:
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
@Tryagain,
BLUE THE NEW BLACK
COMEDY AND JAZZ GEAR UP
Avant Garde Magazine Jan 1968
Curious why so much interest is paid to my assets?
@CalamityJane,
Dutchy knows but ain't saying!
@Dutchy,
Eh, I wish it was a tattoo. Might've hurt less. Cruelest thing is: it hurts to laugh.
I was out because I had surgery last Friday, to deal with the consequences of losing 165 lbs. in 2 years. Stitches come out tomorrow. Doctor removed 6 lbs. of flesh from my abs and, er, the chestical region. Hence it's 6 times what was promised as collateral in The Merchant of Venice.
My abs hurt, but considerably less than they did a few days ago. Today's excellent adventure was climbing the stairs and actually spending a little time on the second floor of
Chez Philbis.
Back to your regularly scheduled innuendo.
@jespah,
Forget about tattoos until you feel better, jespah. I hope you heal quickly after the stitches are out!
Gosh, that's major surgery jespah. I wish you well and hopefully you're not
in too much pain. Take it easy and rest up. Soon, we're going to see bikini
pictures after all
@CalamityJane,
Hallelujah, CJ and Jespah in bikini, tryagain would love that!
(Best wishes to you Jespah).
@Dutchy,
I'm very touched by your kindnesses; you're a great buncha folks.
@jespah,
Jonathan L. Zittrain, the author, most recently, of "The Future of the Internet and How to Stop It"; and co-editor of the book "Access Denied" woz 'ere
Jespah - just jubilant for you! You are amazing.
Know this: I appreciate all of you.
Also know that the removal of surgical drains is an exquisite form of pain that really should be used at Gitmo.
Midway through his annual address to the A2K Extra Terrestrial Society and Finger Puppet Group; TR Yagain denied that the Hamsters were leaving a sinking ship.
The reason for the move may pre-date the proposed closure of Guantanamo Bay, and said the fault lay with an unnamed sweetie in California who reported the earth moved for her!
Due to careful planning and preparation Emma Royds of Area 51 Junction 69 Big Beaver Rd reported an A2K server sighting on the lot of 90210 although intelligent life aboard has yet to be confirmed.
