@jespah,
Evidence Forthcoming:
A phishing technique was described in detail in 1987, and the first recorded use of the term "phishing" was made in 1996. The term is a variant of fishing, probably influenced by 'phreaking' or password harvesting fishing, and alludes to baits used to "catch" financial information and passwords.
Finance Phishing - that sounds like Pirates work - could get a lot sweaty if the trail becomes hot.
This very extraordinary assignment has been handed to Special Agent Wandel (where is he, one may ask)- who has been put in charge of A2K Transport Layer Security (TLS) and its predecessor, Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) - the flying BEAgle is to assist with the crypto-crossing-graphic protocols that provide security for the A2K communications and the in-house family and hamsters feel good factor that has been VoIPed recently using the SKYPE technique.
Jes and CJ are making a constructive case for removing salt for a clam bake for Farmerman ensuring that weights lost are only those on the fishing lines.
Funny handshakes are being seen all around the threads...
5.1 TLS handshake in detail - The Loose Shake
5.1.1 Simple TLS handshake - The Simple Likeable Shake
5.1.2 Client-authenticated TLS handshake - The Authenticated Let-it-all Shake
5.1.3 Resumed TLS handshake - Resuming the Love Shake
All shakes and moves are being duly monitored and minute clearly and concisely, we don't need no fishy tails been shaken ....error....tales around here.
Any fish who feel 'phreaked' will be placed in a bowl to be watched closely to see if sweating occurs... Dear Missy will be responsible for all BAR judgements. If the fish behave and are calm and blowing bubbles... it may be released into the group fish bowl for further examination. The longer the fish remains cold and acting generally a little fishy, the more bars will be notched up. They need to sweat a bit.
Time limits will decrease on sweat monitoring when seeing how flattering the flat fish can be to their correspondents. If they're flat-out and grumpy, a longer stretch, if they are flighty and flirty - they may get to swim a lot quicker.
The Little Mermaid, caught when Msr F was unexpectedly crossing the channel, was seen to be glowing.... possibly a little bead of sweat on her brow under further investigation from MsrF. She has been named as the Mystique Murmaid and after a little banter such as "ere', how do you do that with your ears underwater" with MsrF- he decided to let Maid Mur swim off into the sunset.
Meanwhile, a shoreline picnic was arranged to discuss how to keep the fish cool on summers day - Jes and CJ are in charge of chucking out the sprats Babying the largest specimens worth resurrecting and collecting the Omega 3 to pass onto the less talented British Correspondents requiring more brain food and with the aim of fish oil to assist sleeping soundly and helping the joints, though massage oil is always preferable.
Those fish just a couple inches long still with their worms, are to be thrown back, with a resounding - "there's plenty more fish in the sea." thanked kindly.
It was noted that the Blue Fell turned up for a quick fishing expedition whist shaking his Treasure Trove Booty, and, having found and adjusted his cod piece he visited the A2K restaurant, whereupon he discovered High Quality Caviar processed in the "MonoSol" (Russian for little salt) which did not have a salty taste at all. (The taste of Caviar is best described as a breath of fresh clean ocean air with a consistency of butter and melts in your mouth). After trying this and discovering these little balls were not salty, he was seen to be 'battering' a hasty retreat with Octopuses back to her plaice, but was left with a smile on his face. He was claiming it was <<<<<<<<<<<----------------------THAT BIG---------------->>>>>>>>>>> <ahem> and we should have see the one that got away.
He left saying briefly afterwards saying :"No Sweat"
British Correspondent seeking a Blue Marlin when able to pursue
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Avoid those phreaking fisher folk. You never know, you might end up with one of these whilst riding the waves:
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